Are u at the right wedding???????????? |
A friend of mine recently went to a wedding. The grooms name was james & the bridesmaid was of phillopino descent & was a mail order bride. When she walked down the aisle my friend noticed tha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
Raffle for an oven |
At my work during the week,a collegue ran up to me asking who is in charge of the raffle for the Proton car. After several times asking her what she meant,she pointed to the sign that advertised ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:55:00 GMT |
What songs do u want played at your funeral? |
Was thinking the other day what song i would like played at my funeral & i had a think of the most appropiate songs i would like played.
They were: Love Song-Tesla
&...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:07:00 GMT |
THE FROG & PRINCESS |
A FROG PHONES THE PHYSIC HOTLINE & IS TOLD,"YOU ARE GOING TO MEET A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL WHO WILL WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU".
THE FROG SAYS,"THIS IS GREAT! WILL I MEET HER AT A PARTY,OR WH...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:28:00 GMT |
COLI BACTERIA |
IN A NUMBER OF CAREFULLY CONTROLLED TRIALS,SCIENTISTS HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER EACH DAY,AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BA...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:21:00 GMT |
THE PERFECT CUP OF TEA........JUST ADD |
FOR THE PERFECT CUP OF TEA JUST ADD VIAGRA. IT WILL NOT HELP U GET A BIGGER ERECTION BUT YOUR BISCUIT WILL BE HARDER.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:52:00 GMT |
SEX..............IS IT REALLY MAN’S BEST FRIEND |
USUALLY EVERYONE WHO HAS A DOG EITHER CALLS HIM ROVER OR SOME SUCH NAME. I CALL MINE "SEX". AS U CAN IMAGINE SEX IS A VERY EMBARRASSING NAME 4 A DOG & IT HAS LED ME INTO ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE. 1 DA...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
UNDERPANTS,G-STRINGS OR BOXER SHORTS |
These are my feelings about all 3 & why i prefer underpants.
UNDERPANTS: It is a good idea to wear whats comfortable ,that is why i like to wear underpants as it is a snug fit & holds everythi...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:20:00 GMT |
BRAGGING RIGHTS |
Most men like to brag about the size of there anatomy & check out the guy next to them in the urinal to see if his is bigger. But if there was ever a competition & i was to enter then i ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
PUBERTY BLUES |
OH THE ANGUISH...........HERE I AM,40 YEARS OLD & READY FOR MALE MENOPAUSE YET IT SEEMS THAT PUBERTY HAS PASSED BY WITHOUT PAYING ME A VISIT.
MY PROBLEM BEING THAT I AM VIRTUALLY WITHOUT ANY...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
