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kakashi161

the shinobi neko

About Me

DO NOT click add to friends.... click send message or fear the rejection.... if i havent talked to you... we arent friends..."i mean i drink malt liquor.... i have Cooli Hi on tape.... i've slept with two asian girls.... and not at the same time of course.... and my hairs natural curly.... yokum's theory.... erasures.... elipses.... imported silks and spices.... summer fields.... and marilyn monroe's thighs spread wide against my eyes and i am..... peering into the hole looking for the primordial inkwell.... where we were all just lumps of clay.... before being turned out.... squeezed out into the cold light of upset days.... where everything's changed.... everything's changed...." [denizen kane] _____________________________________except i dont have cooli hi on tape and my hair isnt curly....maybe this will help more.....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: tyler aka kakashi161
Birthday: 5-22-84
Birthplace: some burb near barrington
Current Location: estes park
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: what do they call it again?? dirty blonde....
Height: 5.9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 50% irish, 25%german, 25% italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: they were black
Your Weakness: i cant stand idiots
Your Fears: the eventual self-inflicted implosion of society or humanity succesfully conquering space and colonizing other planets
Your Perfect Pizza: a money pizza so i dont have to eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being able to read/watch something in japanese and not have to look up a single word or have a question about grammatical structure
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: moot
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i awake? (shit)
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: when i go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if im missing it how do i know what it is?
Pepsi or Coke: moot
McDonalds or Burger King: moot
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: errr....really moot....neither....
Chocolate or Vanilla: moot
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: two things
Do you Swear: if....(1000000 different circumstances im not listing)
Do you Sing: errr not really errrrrrrr..... in a sense.....
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes (glad i didnt have to write no)
Do you want to go to College: am
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: errr i exist therefore i am.....its spelled believe and yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes and no and thats how it should be.....
Do you like Thunderstorms: errr yeah i like nature
Do you play an Instrument: my tongue
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes (curses at Nick)
In the past month have you Smoked: two things
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you just asked me if i smoked.....you asked twice dammit.....wtf is this.....yes....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think...or was that last month......
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course....
In the past month have you been on Stage: errrr im living......
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep a couple people's pride.....i didnt want to though....but i did....
Ever been Drunk: ...again with repeating yourself....idiot....
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: on the edge of my opponent's sword
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: serene, intellectual, sturdy, mystical if you will
What country would you most like to Visit: errrmmm whats a country??? earth.....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brunnette
Short or Long Hair: pending
Height: same as me is good
Weight: errrrr cute?
Best Clothing Style: errrr cute?
Number of Drugs I have taken: errrr.....0-3 excluding some of the more potent drugs
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: one or two in the future
Number of things in my Past I Regret: two
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your IQ Is 105
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Testprops to darkside-raws l33t-raws and the mad people associated with these groups..... props to i-a - irc.immortal-anime.net and the crazy motherfuckers there... props to the hometown and my cats from way back.... keep meowing in the night.... keep them claws sharp...

My Interests

reading, writing, green leaves, foreign languages.... most anything oriental; anime, kendo, history, philosophy, and most of the following sharp objects..... anything with a sharp edge including but not limited to swords, knives, ninja stars, and random shards of metal.....

I'd like to meet:

people of the opposite sex.....right?......i mean uhhh people.....yeah people....."I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands she was forty three years old and as far as I know had never yet been with a man its not that she wasn't attractive she was beatiful but it wass the way that she interacted she was aggressively passive to the point where she would of intimidated any mitt that ever tried to catch her on the right hand she had a tattoo of a nude girl she claimed it is what God resembled but on the left she had a mirrored image of the same female and this one she explained looked like the Devil I remember once watching her touch her own breasts how the tattoos smiled as they stared down her stomach as if anticipating when they would be allowed to caress the sweet flower that they both seemed to hunger (sweet flower) now maybe I was high but it felt so right heaven and hell both take to this womans womb it didn't make sense how she could commence touching herself with me wide awake in the same room but if I've learned anything in my years (my years) I learned I no longer believe in surprise (in surprise) but what happened next damn near stole my tears the tattoos came alive right in front of my eyes they both slowly stood up and climbed off her hands and showed me why she never took some time with a man they climbed deep inside of this woman's garden she closed her eyes and she gently bit her bottom lip I stepped I left and I don't regret leaving and I'll never forget all the things I saw that evening a glimpse of religion a piece of coming closer to understanding more about what intrigues me most I didn't get turned on I just got turned I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned for each one of em I've hurt and every time I've been burned I've got a lot to teach but even more to learn so now I keep my eyes open hoping to take in all I can about Woman taking in all she can and for as long as I breath i'll save a seat in my memory for that woman with the tattooed hands(chorus: repeat 5x till song fades) There's good and evil in each individual fire identifies needs and feeds our desires as long as we keep our spirit inspired she can bite her bottom lip all she wants" Atmosphere

Music:

"Life's not a bitch, Life's a beuatiful women, you only call her a bitch cause she wouldnt let you get that pussy, maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, or maybe you're just an asshole who couldnt sweet-talk the princess." [Aesop Rock].............. hip-hop and anything but country.....

Movies:

someday ill put all the many movies i love here... for now..... Schindler's List.... o.o

Television:

i dont own a tv....so shoot me... ^_^ but i like smallville and lost and several other shows i refuse to name for pride's sake.....gah so i was given a tv.... but i still refuse to plug it into any antenna or cable except a vcr/dvd/game console.... mwahahahahaha... dont watch tv and take in all that commercial garbage... get a computer and download that shit free.... and own it... no paying for tevo... no being pissed that i missed this ep or that ep... no getting addicted to bullshit television shows to waste your life with... get the good stuff. -- emphasis on that period

Books:

ender's game, clan of the cave bears, the sword of shanara, pretty much anything that doesnt put me to sleep... i need to get a damn library card....

Heroes:

Onimeno Kyo,Monkey D Luffy,Himura Kenshin, there's more but i think you get it
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but
you do fight for good. Just in your own way.
For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an
evil person, if it is for justice and peace.
You also don't belive in mourning all the
time and think that once you've hit a bad
stage in life you just have to get up again.
It's pointless to concentrate on emotional
pain and better to just get on with
everything. You also are a down to earth type
of person and think before you act. Impulsive
people may annoy you somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "A sword is a weapon.
Swordsmanship is learning how to kill."
-Himura Kenshin
Facial expression: Small smile
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