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Lellis

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ask a friend about me. I would most likely embellish just a little.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

W.C Fields, Bill Hicks, Groucho Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas A. Edison, Albert Einstein, Richard Pryor. This list will get longer when I think of more Dead People I would like to meet. I don't want to meet any live famous people. I don't want to be let down.

My Blog

The Total Idiots Medical Guide to keeping yourself out of the Emergency Room.

This Article is intend to save the general public time and money as well freeing up the time of medical professionals to actually treat sick people.  I have compiled a short list of chief complaints t...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:26:00 GMT

Pussy Points.

     For decades now financial institutions like banks and credit card companies have offered their customers rewards programs and incentives for using their services.  These incentives can range from...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:21:00 GMT

Things for sale in a truck stop men's room:

On a recent trip back form Grand Rapids. I stopped at a truck stop to top off my tank and relieve myself of all the water I had drank that morning in my desperate struggle fight off a mean hangover.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:34:00 GMT

Karma can be a cruel bitch.

     This Fourth of July I went to ....Mackinaw.. ..City.... to watch the Concert in the park  and the fireworks that followed with my parents. During the boring concert with  the annoying old guy who...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Did Kwame Kilpatrick learn nothing from Nixon?

     The old adage "Big Brother is watching" is no longer the case.   Little Brother is the one you need to watch out for.  The country   of China this week blocke...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Larry Craig, George Michael, and Me?

     Yesterday Larry Craig the George Michaels of   the conservative movement announced that he   would not be resigning as he said he would if his   Guilty plea...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:18:00 GMT

The Pope states Catholicism is the only true church and God is in total agreement.

     Tuesday Pope Benedict XVI released a document that stated the Catholic Church is the only true church.   Hey Martin Luther put that in your pipe and smoke it! The ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:02:00 GMT

Why is VH1 trying to get 80s has beens laid?

     Can anyone answer this question for me? I kind of   understand trying to Get Flavor Flav laid. That   obnoxious butt ugly little crack head can use all the  ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Live Earth: Mentally Masturbating our way into Global Climate Change.

     If you watched TV this weekend you may have noticed the coverage of Live Earth on Saturday. A multi-city multi-nation   musical event aimed at bringing awareness t...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:32:00 GMT

The Glasgow/London Terror Attacks brought to you by the people who brought you The Shoe Bomber.

     I was just channel surfing and came across Fox news's coverage   of the London Terror threat and Glasgow Terror attack.  They   keep playing the footage of th...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 23:31:00 GMT