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Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 93%
Romance - 78%
Self - Control - 11%
Kissing - 88%
Cuddling - 42%
Kinkiness - 100%
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Name: Martyn Parnell ESQ
Birthdate: 2nd december 88
Birthplace: Glasgow, fuck those other nationalities
Current Location: my own ass! Aylburton?
Eye Color: the deepest blue ever
Hair Color: fire omg im such a prick
Height: about 5.8, 5.9 - (i dont measure myself) p.ps cause i like surprises
Weight: 9 stone im a skinny fat guy?
Piercings: not yet
Tatoos: shamefully not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: single, but im not closed to offers
Overused Phraze: what kinda lameass has an overused phraze, either that or roight
FAVORITES
Food: ostrich
Candy: ostrich candy
Number: 666
Color: mauve
Animal: chimpy thats a happy chimp for you non-zooologists
Drink: banana nesquik
Alcohol Drink: anything, but at the mo tequila with lime and salt
Bagel: yes please
Letter: why?
Body Part on Opposite sex: neck! gota smooch it!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mackid
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla choco
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffe
Kiss or Hug: kiss during a hug
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer who sais winter?
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny scary ones
Love or Money: rich love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11.00 on weekdays no sleep on weekends
Most Missed Memory: living in scotland with all my couzins and family
Best phyiscal feature: right nipple
First Thought Waking Up: why the fuck have i got a massive boner?
Goal for this year: stop getting massive boners in the morning!
Best Friends: Matt, Jake, and the rest dont feel hurt but theyve got the shortest names and this test is allready long enough
Weakness: thinking that ive got a weakness
Fears: motherphobia
Heritage: celts
Longest relationship: 4 or 5 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: hhaha have i ever! yes
Ever Smoked: of course
Pot: of course, do you really need to ask these questiones?
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: tried but mostly failed
Ever Shoplifted: yep, sometimes accidently
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: not on the lips
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown or ginger
Short or Long: its just the way it looks on them
Height: 5.7 or 5.8 pos 5.6
Style: who can determin style? sexy grunge nice ish
Looks or Personality: im gona tell the truth looks then personality but they basically support each other
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: drugs mixed with alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: ewwwww neither
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: lately 3
What country do you want to Visit: new zealand please god
How do you want to Die: smothered in baby oil
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them more so when im carrying big chunks of metal
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: health?
Do you think your Attractive: i like to think so, but its more of a confidence thing
Believe in Yourself: i believe in tother people believeing that i believe in myself
Want to go to College: im there
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: most definately
Been in Love: yes once
Do you Sing: badly
Want to get Married: when the oppurtunity arrises
Do you want Children: i love the ones that arent mine
Have your future kids names planned out: pubert and petunia
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: to late
Hate anyone: yes, why?
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