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Hi! I'm Jamie. I'm currently in the United States Navy Submarine Force, the world's biggest fraternity. I live in Washington State, but I'm originally from Cleveland, OH. In my free time I enjoy playing my guitar, playing video games, and hanging out with my beautiful wife Shanelle. I also like to rescue old ladies from burning buildings, find a cure for cancer, posish my gold medal that i won during the 1996 Olympics in the javelin throw, embark on a crusade to find the fountain of youth and the ark of the covenant, helping girls with low self esteems by hitting cheerleaders with my car, and disguising my secret alter ego, Jesus, whoops. I got my law degree from Yale in 1972 and successfully defended O.J. Simpson during the trial of our time. That was a mistake. I studied Physics for the last 25 years and all my hard work finally paid off when I developed the Pump by Reebok, but that trend quickly faded. I was then jobless and desperate, so I sold my body on the cruel streets of Paris. That's all in the past now. Then I found the Fountain of Youth and made myself a dashing 20-year-old man and joined the Navy. This is my story. Well, I'm not exactly sure if all of this is completely accurate, but it's pretty close, at least the part about my wife and the NavyI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)V4.4 href="http://www.testriffic.com/personality/personality"
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Oscar the Grouch, Sinbad, Bill Cosby, Dane Cook, your mom, yeah that's right what you gonna do honky? Anyway, I'd also like to meet Kid n Play, the cast of 3rd Rock from the Sun, Jahova, and the inventor of bubble wrap.

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