Random Facts about Masha's Big Ass Titties:
1. If, for whatever reason, the planet Earth becomes impossible to live on, NASA plans to launch Masha up into space so that the human race can colonize on her big ass titties.2. Contrary to popular belief, the number one leading cause of car accidents is not drunk driving, but the distraction that is caused to motorists by Masha's big ass titties.
3. Leading scientists believe that by the year 2015, there will be no such thing as human coupling anymore. It will only be the male and female attraction to Masha's big ass titties.
4. It is a proven fact that, in any room in the world, you cannot move more than five inches in any direction without bumping into Masha's big ass titties.
5. In actuality, earthquakes are NOT caused by the sudden movement of tectonic plates. They are caused by the sudden impact of the ground with Masha's big ass titties.
6. The theory that Mt. Everest is the tallest mountain in the world is incorrect. When Masha lays down, her big ass titties are at least two thousand feet taller. Often more.
7. Parachutes were originally created to support Masha's big ass titties. When found to be too small, only then were they put to their use of slowing the motion of an object through an atmosphere.
8. Tupac isn't really dead, he's just hiding under Masha's big ass titties.
9. Masha once tried out posing for Playboy, but she was declined because there was no camera that could fully capture her big ass titties.
10. And on the seventh day, God rested... on Masha's big ass titties.
11. There is an urban legend that states that the Great Wall of China is the only man made object visible from space. This is not true. It is blocked out by Masha's big ass titties.
12. 9/11 was, in fact, NOT a terrorist attack. It was caused by the pilot's distraction of Masha's big ass titties.
13. Masha's titties CAN breach the fourth dimension.
14. Aliens have not yet visited earth. The fact of the matter is, they TRIED, but could not find a landing space due to Masha's big ass titties.
15. The reason that traffic lights were created is so that motorists have ample time to make sure that they will not crash into Masha's big ass titties.
16. People often wonder, what came first, the chicken or the egg? The answer is simple: Masha's big ass titties.
17. When Masha's titties lactate, the milk can feed at least three third world countries at a time.
18. Gays consider converting, just for Masha's big ass titties.
19. It is said that with every woman, one titty is bigger than the other. With Masha, EACH titty is bigger than the other.
20. You don't touch Masha's titties. Masha's titties touch you.
21.Masha's titties are so big they cause Nihal to forget the fact that he has a girlfriend and stare at her big ass tities