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Chinstrap

About Me

Stop trying to find out things about me. I do math all day. I'm not gaining weight I'm getting paid.

My Interests

Plotting on ways to conquer planet earth...

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 10 years.

Music:

Anything that makes me dance

Movies:

True Romance, Garden State, Chronic-les of Narnia, Young Guns, Forrest Gump, that porno your mom made in '86, Shakespeare in Love, Summer of Sam, Goodfellas, Scarface, Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, and many more I can't hink of...in no particular order. I love love stories.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Seinfeld, I don't really watch TV anymore - real life entertains me, shocks me, freaks me out, makes me happy, sad, scared, keeps me laughing, etc...

Books:

Love in the Time of Cholera, Memiors of a Geisha, You: The Owner's Manual, Webster's Dictionary, all love stories

Heroes:

My main squeeze and my mama