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Paulkaiju

Amnesiatic nerd germs

About Me

Custom toys for the luckyest kids in the Galaxy.

Whether it be the pretty sweet n'cute.

Or the pretty damn grotesque.

Yummy vinyl and plastic treats for those who behave themselves.

My Interests

Olive loaf, Pimento-loaf, Donuts, Squirrels, Pigtails, Parakeets, Microscopes, hair, shampoo, space noises, elevator sex, Casper's hotdogs, banjos, Potatoes, Rotting Dice, Pea-green velvet, Orange vinyl, Space-age shaped, Teeny tiny plastic babies and animals, Bunnies, toppers, Juniper trees, Necco wafers, glass bricks, Conquistador styles, windmills, glow in the dark stuff, bikes with bananna seats, stinky cigars, cute squeek toys, clove cigarettes on a rainy day, Vinyl toys, abandoned factories, cephalopods, trilobites, albino shrimp, german mustard, Xacto knives, cheap chinese knockoffs, coffee, Hangover meals, Friends who are capable of a thing called "Loyalty",Holding hands at the swap meet with someone special, Yes all of these are my dolls, comics about fart funnels...

Vodka....

and Blobpus!

I'd like to meet:

People who like to make toys, and believe the weirder, the better.

Music:

The Flying Lizards, Low, Low Flying Owls, Experimental Aircraft, Moonshake, The Dead Kennedys, Wire, Citizen Bird,Asteroid#4, Singapore Sling, Viva Voce, Midnight Movies, The Stranglers, Tall Dwarves, Chris Knox, Split Enz, Rock 4, Outrageous Cherry, Galaxy 500, Muttongun, Mercury Rev, The High Llamas, Mudhoney, X, Screamers, Residents, Velvet Underground, The Electric Prunes, The Monks, The Rolling Stones, Pil, Swell, Milenium, Ride, Joy Division, Severed Heads, New Order, Interpol, Division of Laura Lee, Buzzcocks, Crass, Throbbing Gristle, Foetus, SPK, Death in June, PTV, Stereolab, American Analogue Set, Pink Floyd, Wall of Voodoo, The Stimulators, Tuxedomoon, Sugarplant, Meat Beat Manifesto, Orbital, Underworld, Massive Attack, Broadcast, Pram, Th' Faith Healers, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave, Primal Scream, Doves, Elbow, Echoboy, Electrelaine, PJ Harvey, All Night Radio, Metal Urbain, The Ventures, Jack Nitche, Martin Denny, Vic Mizzy, Akira Ifakube, Brian Eno, Devo, Can, Neu, Beach Boys, Steely Dan, ELO, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Slowdive, The Telescopes, Verve, Moose, MBV, Butthole Surfers, Sonic Youth, My Dad is Dead, The Plastics, Roxy Music.......and all other music that reminds me of you.

Movies:

Fellini, Argento, Bava,Fulci, Brunel, Wertmuler,Harryhausen, Honda, Kurosawa, Miike, Hitchcock, Jordowski, Lynch Scott, Kubrik, Zemmen, Russian space and fantasy films, Stag, Strip, Grab Ass

Television:

"When you're hot, you're hot.

When you're not, you're not."-Flip Wilson

Books:

With Japanese text and pretty pictures please.

Heroes:

and Villains!

My Blog

To catch a crack-ho

So I was working im my studio listening to music when suddenly there was this loud violent pounding on the wall from the alley side. (Believe me..it looks like downtown Bagdhad back there). So I decid...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Happy and New ...

And here's to a brighter creative year to come.There's no point in stressing about broken ties.You realize they never existed and you get mad at your caculator.But it's not a diodes fault.Moving on fo...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:30:00 PST

The weight you felt on your left foot...

decided to wander away. The lump in your mattress... was actually a diamond, but then you looked, and it turned back to coal. Giving past people up... is actually a summer holiday with more ic...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

Yeast Infection!

What hath Hell wrought on the Doughboy? No sign of Lil' Poppy? ...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

Playtimes magazine

Paulkaiju interview in the new Playtimes magazine.Should be available at Tower.Bearing my custom Kaiju soul in there.
Posted by Paulkaiju on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST

Online Press of Toxic Coated Customs

None bad, not good, just to the point. mmmmm pretty colors, can't complain!artbusinesstoybot studiosAnd laugh now! Japanese...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

Acetone, Vodka, and cheese

Click!> TOXIC COATED GOODNESSThanks to all that are helping me make it happen! It will only get better!You know who yous' are! :)...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST

The puppet of masters

Alright. As we get older, we witness some fairly bizzare behavior with people. Eventually we grow apart trying to find our own stable reality, which sadly almost never comes. But I love the way p...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Tomorrow.

Maybe a week after tomorrow, Will be the end of reality. Maybe a month after tomorrow, Will be the day after I thought I had won. Maybe 16 hours into tomorrow, I'll pick up my loss, and tread hom...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:23:00 PST

A year of beauties and beasts.

This is mostly for my Myspace pals that don't share the same hobby as I. I might as well talk about it, what's the point of enjoying something if you don't share and inform? Aside from alot of other t...
Posted by Paulkaiju on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST