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ORLANDO

I B CHILLIN

About Me

I dont brag about myself in seriousness. So if i gloat its all in fun. Anyways. im 26 have a 5 y/o girl. Not with the momma, but handle my biz very well. Currently studying for my RN slowly and working on several biz ideas. I like to kick it with my friends, but would rather spend my time with a good woman. I like to stay drama free, but i dont always get what i want. I like to have fun. I like to be happy (who doesnt). Im a complex individual with simple goals. Sounds weird huh? its true though. *******************
How Love-Smart are you?
Young Einstein!
When it comes to love you know your stuff. It's obvious that you understand how the opposite sex think, what they like and how you can make them happy. Hey why don't you rewrite the book of love!
How Love-Smart are you? *************************update************************ So I think I've done a pretty good job lately as to keeping myself drama free. Only drama I hit is with baby momma, but I dont think that will be going away anytime soon. Oh well. I'm trying to keep people who draw in drama FAR away from me. So far working pretty well. Sometimes it feels like I've almost isolated myself. Working alot, time with my daughter, and family.*****************************

My Interests

family, friends, cars, computers, movies, books, some philosophy (sounds nerdy huh?), martial arts, pool, other stuff i dont remember. ************Im into Forex now. Still nerdy stuff, but nerdy stuff that might make me rich one day. Lol. orlando will go to jail for ...

Making an erotic cake for your cousins first birthday

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.comYou have a sexual IQ of 146

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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What is your Sexual Obituary?

Unceremoniously in the missionary position, orlando died while in the sack with their lover, The Olson Twins.

orlando will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.

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I'd like to meet:

Someone without issues. Not likely, but i can dream right? Cool, easy going, smart, funny, relaxed, goal oriented, fun, sexy and classy. Independent, and can have a good time.******So i've been single for a little while now and i think that i want to make friends. lots of them. Real friends that is. Not pretend friends like some people are. I want friends i can call at 4 am cuz my cars busted and they take me to work 45 min away cuz they love me. I would do the same for them. Think im lying be my friend and put me to the test. My friends are like family. So if you wanna be my friend hit me up.***************************************UPDATE************ ********************** OK So I'm just gonna add to the above. Im gonna be a bit more specific as to whom I'd like to meet. So here goes. Someone who shares the same interests as me... Cars, computers, business, family, friends. Strong family values. Great with kids. Able to have a great time no matter what. Someone I can talk to about anything thats on my mind. ANYTHING!! Open minded (sex) when it comes to life in general. Cuz I'm a bit of a freak. NOT the typical girl. NOT priss. Someone who can be as goofy as I am, and when they arent feeling goofy, put up with my goofiness. Dedicated to anything she puts her mind to. Jobs, school, family, me, etc... One of the guys, but not a guy with the ability to be seductive and classy. I let the person that I'm with decide the fate of the relationship. Meaning they have control of how things are gonna go. Someone who's able to be my best friend, my best lover, and my best partner. Someone to share my ups and downs with. One day (eventually) share the rest of my life.

Music:

music depends on the mood. mainly alternative, rap. some hip hop. fav bands disturbed, godsmack, 3 doors down. rap aftermath records, tupac, biggie and a whole bunch of others. I am by no means a music junkie though.

Movies:

big movie watcher. have a good mix of movies in my collection. I like mainly action and good comedies.

Television:

usually no time, but comedies. simpsons, robot chicken, family guy, things that make me laugh. dont really like dramas too much.

Books:

Martial Art books, Cars, Philosophy, Buddhism, Chi kung, business related (legal, setup, etc...) Nursing by force.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee for his philosophy and martial art theory. Dalai Lama, cuz his holiness is a smart mo fo.

My Blog

Buddhist Wisdom

It is necessary to cultivate some discipline of mind, for an undisciplined mind always finds excuses to act selfishly and thoughtlessly. When the mind is undisciplined, the body is also undisciplined,...
Posted by ORLANDO on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

More buddhism

Four noble truths1. All life is suffering.2. The cause of suffering is desire.3. Suffering can be ended.4. The way to end suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path.All life is suffering. Pretty depressing...
Posted by ORLANDO on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

Cereal Rant.

Im sitting at home eating generic lucky charms aka marshmallow mateys and I was reflecting on the things that have been going through my head the last couple of weeks. I went through a funk last week....
Posted by ORLANDO on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

My name in a play

So I found out from kate that there is a shakespeare play where my name is one of the characters. Heres a piece. I didnt read the whole thing cuz kate says that makes me a loser. I kick ass in this pi...
Posted by ORLANDO on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

UPDATE!!

Im gonna update even though I have no idea if anyone still reads what I write. My daughter is now playing teeball. She is the only girl on her team and plays for the angels. She's doing pretty good....
Posted by ORLANDO on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:40:00 PST

HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I totally forgot myspace existed. Its been so f-ing long since I checked my profile. When I did check it I looked at my friends list, and didnt remember half of the people that were on there, cuz pict...
Posted by ORLANDO on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:11:00 PST

Update.

So I havent been on myspace for a while, but when I did I found a totally different world. When I looked through my friends list I didnt recognize who was who. So I started by dropping the people I do...
Posted by ORLANDO on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:04:00 PST

New profile pic

I put a new profile pic up cuz someone *cough* celiana *cough* didnt like my old pic anymore. I dont have a pic of me and my girl to put up, but plan to when I get a digital copy of one. Hope y'all li...
Posted by ORLANDO on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:42:00 PST

Enola b-day pics 2005

Enola's b-day 2005  ...
Posted by ORLANDO on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:27:00 PST

Booze Philosophy

Booze Philosophy "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I di...
Posted by ORLANDO on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:22:00 PST