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im a clerk, catholic, still livin at home with the family, still not drivin, still not goin to school. everybody is always telling me "boy sure must be nice not having to pay any bills!" and yeah, it kicks ass. but dont worry, ill catch up to all you "young adults" soon. right after this beer.bbq, concerts, drinking, late nights at the casino
the great kat!! the long beach dub all stars, because i never got a chance to see sublime when i was a youngin
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer parkForces of evil on a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber ’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing You can’t write if you can’t relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite who's chokin’ on the splinters
resident evil, buba ho-tep, evil dead, return of the living dead, life of brian, monty python and the holy grail, aqua teen hunger force colon movie, wayne's world, the craft
mystery science theater 3000
chuck palahniuk
the pizzaman