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A few main things about me, is my love for music, sports and family. I rock out on the guitar, bass guitar sometimes, i like to sing alot w/guitar and I play drums for my band "The Holy Crow" were pretty kickass, so check us out on myspace;just a couple slow songs for now. Sports-- i play any sport anytime, love em all! Anything competive ill do. I love stayin active up for camping, canoeing, boating anyday, anything outdoors is great, I Love to travel alot but uh money hasnt allowed me to do much of that yet. I love goin out to party at bars/clubs/college's, But the best time for me is small VIP parties with my Otown crew's and havin a blast. In my eyes, i have a pretty large personality, but u can decide for me. Im pretty out there, but im also reserved and know when to be serious. Im a sensitive guy, Im kinda shy at first but will open up and im easy to get along with so if u dont like me, check urself out. I also have no idea why im putting all of this up, because about 98% of u already know me. but oh well u wanna know more about me just talk to me Your results:
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My Interests

again; Music, drums, Guitar, bass, Piano, sing i am the Drummer for my band-THE HOLY CROW, Sports LOVE SPORTS!!! Partyin/bars, Dancin, meetin women, "Momma poppa boo doo day!" College Life, movies, bowling, golf

I'd like to meet:

Yer Mom, Jim Carrey and lots more

Music:

The Holy Crow, Tool, Stone Sour, ColdPlay, Breaking Benjamins, Skillet, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, a bit of Slipknot, Linkin Park, Staind, Gym Class Heroes, T.I., 3 doors down, Creed, Hoobastank, Augustana, Keane, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, System of a Down OF COURSE, Beatles, Lynard Skynard, The Who, Modest Mouse, The Killers, Eagles, i like most GOOD rap too. n much more

Me and my Bro^^ me being the penguin getting pushed in the water, and me being the little cat who thinks he's tuff. ha

Movies:

300!!,Borat, Wild Hogs, jackass 2 Pursuit of happyness BEERFEST, Children of Men, My little sunshine, I 3 Huckabee's, Napoleon Dynomite, Talladega Nights, Anchorman, Saving Silverman Dumb n Dumber, liar liar, man on the moon, legend

Television:

Family guy, ESPN, Reno 911, game shows, That 70s Show, Lost, Prisonbreak, Simpsons, Chappells show, The Office, OC, UFC & PrideFC, Seinfeld, wild boys, Home improvement...again theres too many to list
Talk About Yaself
Name: Michael D. Bertch
Birthdate & Place: 1-30-85, Plainwell
Current Location: Sadly back in O*town savin money
Eye Color: Brown, sometimes tints of yellow green and red its weird
Hair Color: Black nooka
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im still tryin to find out, Indian, German, Portuguese, Irish...and thats not even half of wat i am
Sports You've Played: Football & Baseball in HS. But i play Every damn sport.
Your Weakness: Girls ;)
Your Fears: Family/friend deaths. Becoming Insane
Your Perfect Pizza: Tripple Threat Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gain 40 lbs, play football somewhere, get through school
Favorite Color: Red....but i like Red white n blue together.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Gosh fckin damnit, mother fucker, this is bullshit", cuz i usually have to go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: HA! ....welll we can let u decide that
Your Bedtime: 2-4am
Your Most Missed Memory: My whole childhood and most of HS
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI, Fuck Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, FCK MCD's and their GRease Burgers
Subway or Taco Bell: BOTH, but subway for health
Are you Romantic: Yesss, ha
Single or Group Dates: Single, but groups when/if its neccissary
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither i fricken hate Coffee
Do you Smoke: NOPE
Do you Swear: YUP
Do you Sing & Dance: BOTH, quite a bit
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, sometimes 2 times cuz i love them so much
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College & what for: Currently attending, and I dunno yet, still dabbeling
Do you want to get Married: Yes ...not yet though
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: So-So
Are you a Health Freak: I need to be
Are you a Neat Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Heck yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSS!! love them!
Do you play an Instrument: Thousands, give me anything ill teach myself! ALthough my main things are--DRUMS (anything in percussion), GUITAR, bass, piano, trumpet.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes "The Holy Crow Salvation Show" @ Groundsphere
In the past month have you Drank/Smoked/Done Drugs: Yes/a cigar or 2/ and FUCK NO to drugs
Ever Shoplifted? Shh
Ever been skinny dipping: Ha yes
Ever been tubing: Love it
Ever been called a tease: Yep
Ever been beat up: Nope, im a Ninja!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician and make millions, Producer, Have my own Record Label. probably a DJ too
How do you want to Die: Id Rather Not, but clean n quick and after I have lived a full life!
What country would you most like to Visit: Im up for anything away from here
What I Like In A Guy/Girl
Favorite Eye Color: Anything that makes me lose myself
Favorite Hair Color: Silky Black
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height & Weight: Anywhere from 5'-5'9"/ and anything that looks good....;)
Your Favorite Feature on Him/Her: Eyes, Smile & Ass n Stomachs then legs n boobs. I really like the back of a girls neck too. yea sounds weird but Its the Hot Zone
Best Clothing Style: Nothing HA, im so bad
Would He/She be into Drugs/Smoking/Drinking: Drinking, Yes! but NO to Drugs and Smoking...WILL NOT date a girl who does that, one of the most unnattractive things.
Tattoos/Peircings: You only need a few of both to get the piont across...more then that is gross.
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Books:

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Heroes:

Jim Carrey! Steve Carell, Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson(THE ROCK), Will Smith, Forrest Griffith, George St. Pierre & Nate Veldt for his amazing play at home.

My Blog

My girl, just talkin bout....my girl, ha

Im going to tell you about the kind of girl i like. U ready? alrite...I like a girl with a great smile, and pretty eyes. Im REALLY into nice butts and a nice stomach. Boobs are cool though too, b...
Posted by MDB on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST

The Holy Crow Salvation Show Supporters

Thank you Everyone for comin out to our big debut, we had an awesome turn out! Thanx all for the support, seriously.....Hope u all enjoyed, and thank The Callens family for letting it all happen. and ...
Posted by MDB on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:21:00 PST