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We received an email from Rupert Murdoch the other day. He wanted to buy Design is Kinky. Being from his native country, we knew just what to say, we told him to go stick a wombat up his arse! So he sent round some hired goons. We stuck a kangaroo up their arse. So then he sent some high class hookers and a tonne of exotic food and drinks. we stuck a koala up their arse. Fuck you Rupert! We are not all for sale!
The guy that invented sock puppets.
Musics for young people who have nose piercing and tattoos. Not like back in my day when musicians played banjoes and flutes, and sat around eating fried babies and getting fat. Whatever happened to a good old fashion overdose eh? When was the last vomit induced death? Damn straight. Musicians are all pansies these days. If your so hardcore why don't you get found in a pool of vomit in Paris ya makeup wearing puppet?
I watched a movie once. Didn't like it. It was full of young people having sex and shooting guns. Usually at the same time. If I had my way all movies would have to have Doris Day in them. Just her. No one else. I know she's dead. But so what? She still out acts any of these fake breast, fake cheek, fake nose, fake arse, fake haired knuckle-headed so called actors out there these days. And don't get me started about the War. Those where the best years of our lives. Maybe not for the 60 odd million who died, granted, but for the rest... wonderful it was. Cod Liver oil. That's what you need...
TV is evil kids. So watch more!
When I used to live in Nazi Germany they started to burn books. I asked them why? They couldn't tell me. Instead they slapped me in prison and hooked some electrodes up to my scrotum. Funny thing was, I enjoyed it. This really annoyed them so they kicked me a few times and set some dogs on me. I enjoyed that as well. Now they were really angry. They shot me a few times. But that was even better. And to be honest, my mirth kind of freaked them out. So they let me go and i became a cabbage farmer in Sweden. The moral kids? Read lots of books, and don't be a Nazi!