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Lex the Iceman

I'm Gonna Take you on a Trip So Far From Here, I've Got Two Tickets in My Pocket Now Baby Were Gonna

About Me

Here are my favorite things in order 1. Sex 2. Smokes 3. Beer 4. Jamming to Good ass TunesI LOVE TO PARTY AND DRINK BEER,VODKA I cannot go a day without cigarettes its like the pope going a day with out praying. A CARLSON WITHOUT CIGARETTES IS A BAD CARLSON Im really into old School Wrestling to Jake the Snake Roberts He's the man I like movies, music, cigarettes,alcohol,sex (especially with Johnny Depp), I hope one day to be rich and famous. I love NASCAR Jeff Burton is the man. Bill Elliott is my alltime favorite. Um........not much to tell really if you know me you know what I like to do and shit. I tend to be an easygoing guy get along with everyone pretty good. PABST BLUE RIBBON GETS YOU DRUNK. GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN " MARINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION"PRESIDENT MERKIN MUFFEY: GENTELMEN,YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM
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My Interests

Driving around In my Green Geo Metro, Drinking, Smoking, Listening to Music, watching movies.Partying

I'd like to meet:

Elizabeth Shue in Cocktail cause she was goddamn hot, If she still looked like that Id be the father of her kid any day Tommy Lee, Helen Keller What a Babe,Peter Sellers,Lou Gehrig,Maybe i would visit Bob Marley, THE NUGE, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Teddy Roosevelt.Johnny Popper Cause he can rip it on the Harp man

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Music:

Where do I start: Motley Crue, Led Zeppelin, Charlie Daniels, Hank Williams Jr., Guns N Roses, Van Halen, Stevie ray Vaughn, Jerry Jeff Walker, TED MOTHER FUCKING NUGENT MY FUCKING HERO, NAZARETH (hair of the dog is my favorite song),Merle Haggard,Eddie Money, T.Rex, Alice Cooper,Keith Urban, Waylon Jennings, Tommy Bolin, John Cougar Mellencamp,Pantera. White Zombie, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, ELTON JOHN MY BOY, ZZ Top, Jonny Lang, danzig, BTO,Def Leppard,Soundgarden,Rod Stewart, Almost anything you can name it and I probably like it

Movies:

Again where do I start: 40 Year old Virgin, Apocalypse Now, JFK, Platoon, Born on the 4th of July, Cocktail,Top Gun, Braveheart, Godfather Trilogy, Scarface, Dr. Strangelove, Eurotrip,Full Metal Jacket,A clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Slapshot (that movie is funny as hell), Bad Santa,Easy rider,Interview with the Vampire, Casino, Goodfellas. ask me and i prolly like it

Television:

not a big fan i watch Sportscenter, and My name is Earl that show is funny as hell

Books:

the Iliad, 1984 by George Orwell, the Jungle, Pet Cemetary, the Shining,any history or music book

Heroes:

Slash is my ultimate Hero, Rambo is to anybody who can kick a whole police forces ass is pretty damn sweet. John Fitzgerald Kennedy the 35th president of the united states is probably my favorite person besides tommy lee, My Dad, Eddie Money he can get those young girls into the sack. Peter and Paul Jubie they are two of the coolest fuckers alive. Marv from Sin city. Johnny Popper from Blues Traveler cause he can rip it on the Harp man. John Lennon Is my Ultimate Hero he is just the man. and Jonny Lang is pretty fucking sweet 2

My Blog

GO TO THIS WEBSITE

For Everyone who hasn't seen this website go to it. www.chucknorrisfacts.com. I personally am Not a Huge Fan Of the Man but the things the People Come up with on this website crack me the fuck up. Her...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Ok im done

Ok I know I sounded like a pussy but thats how I felt and How I still feel somewhat. But Im done ranting about this and done being a pussy about this. SOOOOOOO Tommorow Night (Friday December 8th) Im ...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

This is my final stab

Alright now I may sound like a pussy but hey I gotta write this down even if no one reads it. I work overnights and it gives me plenty of time to think. And right now im thinking about Grace ( like al...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

GOD DAMN LIFE SUCKS

Right Now at this Moment Life really sucks. I am Living In Hudson Wisconsin, and I have nothing. I threw away a 3 year relationship because I was to stubborn and Selfish for my own damn good. All of ...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Badass Top 10 List .2

In todays Badass list We will Examine the Top 10 most Guitarists of all time #1. Slash (Guns N' Roses, Slashs Snakepit,Velvet Revolver) Anyone who can play the guitar like that , has a nose ring,&nbs...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST

Badass Top Ten .1

Its time for the First installment of the Badass Top Ten. The First list will be the top 10 most badass Songs of all time Here is my list #1.Hair of the Dog-Nazareth #2. Train, Train -Blackfoot #3.Man...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

Gas Prices What??????????

For everyone out there that bitches about gas prices you prolly dont want to read this. I am writing this after a long ass day of work in like 100 degree weather ,indoors, without AC. So forgive me if...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

a Ramble.

Hello people. I may be a little enibreated but Pabst will do that to you. Why in the hell are hot dogs sold in packages of 10-12 but hot dog buns sold in packs of 8. WHAT IN THE FUCK. Why do women nev...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

Partying

Cole brought up an amazing point about moose lake. All of the women never want to party with Pussy Patrol. Could it be the name i think not; could it be the fact that we are all a bunch of ugly mother...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:34:00 PST

me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Alexander Duane Carlson Birthday: March 16th 1987 Birthplace: Bemidji Minnesota Current Location: Barnum Minnesota Eye Color: blue Hair Color: browi...
Posted by Lex the Iceman on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST