You can call me whatever you want...

About Me

OK so its kind of like there was this guy walking down the street and he was like ladeedaa and hoo-hum and he was minding his own business and then all of a sudden a giant elephant with a shark on its back that shoots lasers jumped out and the music went bum-bum-bum......and then i jumped out of a bush and what Raaawwwwwrrrr!!!! and I used the magic giant radioactive sturgeon from chris's backpack to save the day......and thats where Brian's come from.....YAY!!! Brian --
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1 part ambition
1 part ego
Method:
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From I don't know where my life is leading me, but i like it that way. I don't like to know exactly whats going to happen in the end...that ruins the movie. As long as the journey is fun why does it matter where we end up?

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My Interests

ummm stuff.....and more stuff.....and puppies.....and ummmm....llamas too!! A small talking frog named Roberto...and...don't ask......don't ever ask.....it will just confuse and frighten you.
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adopt your own virtual pet!
Dance llama Dance!!

I like learning new things, so if ya got something to teach me let me know. I like pretty much everything.

I'd like to meet:

People who are not crazy, ok being a little crazy is good, but if i don't know you and you say i smell good then proceed to wipe your hand across my chest and smell your hand you're fuckin' creepy go away! If you know me and do that you're fien though. I like my friends and I like where I am right now so its pretty hard to break your way into my circles. I am very very picky about who I let into my life and especially who I let in close, so if you are already in there feel privileged and if I choose to let you in now you should feel even more special.
People are who they are and maybe they aren't totally happy about that because everyone could be a little better but atleast they need to like themselves. Don't try to change yourself for me to like you because I sure as hell ain't gonna change myself for you to like me. No one should ever have to do that because then we are all living lies. I am looking for people who make me feel good about myself but don't need to use me to make themselves feel good.

P.S. Don't just try to add me as friend cuz i will deny you. You either need to know me irl or message me first and then we'll talk.

Music:

the cheap corny porno kind.......and the dancing kind cuz dancing is fun and crazy drunk dancing is the best. Britney, Christina, Saosin, yes i like girlie pop and hardcore rock and screamo and hey, I'm unique, bite me.

Movies:

the ones where the music is all like bababababeebeeboobooo and then the bad guy jumps out and goes MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! and then the music goes bum-bum-bum and then he monologues for like five minutes until the good guy figures out a way to kill the bad guy and save the world......but only after some really hot sex......and monkies.....gotta have the monkies!! But not monkie sex....ok maybe just a little.
Comedies, sometimes Romance, usually Action, Horror...if i have a big strong man to hide behind, Fantasy stuff is always good.

Television:

Who has time for TV, are you kidding? I mean I am like moving seven days a week twenty three hours a day, trying to work at HD, trying to find a real job, go to grad school, work on Peripheral Nerve Guides...Holy Crap!!!! TV!!! Ohh but i do like Heroes maybe its because I'm a telepath and nobody knows it....ooopppss, and I can fly.....damn it!!

Books:

Most fantasy stuff if I ever get a chance to sit down and actually read one.....HAHAHAHAH!!! I fall asleep when I try to read cuz I am always too tired. My friend Alexis is an amazing writer though and I read her stuff. You should publish her and pay her millions and then she can buy me a house and some puppies and a llama and some furniture for my house....maybe a nice chesterfield....I did just finish Son of a Witch a while ago and Next. They were really good.

Heroes:

Those who have died to make our world a better place, hopefully i can do the same.

My Blog

So true...

There was a time when they had all given up.A time of gracelessness and nothing....a time when the fallen were taking stock in giving up.He took them and made their cries heard. He saved them from the...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Free Hugs!!!

Free hugs are illegal? Thats whats wrong with our society. We are becoming to invidualistic we don't see ourselves as one race we see ourselves as this huge group of inviduals trapped on this giant ro...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:11:00 PST

A dream...sort of...

I leapt in the car and slammed the key in the igniton. I could see the beast closing in on us in the rearview mirror. Even at this distance i could see the rows of razor teeth in its gnashing jaws. Th...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

What I want....

nothing more than what i have......
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

New story...

Close your eyes my child, for i do not wish you to see this.I do not want you to see what you shall become.His hands elongated, his fingers melting into long serrated claws. His facial features stretc...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

More dreams......

I turn to run but he's too quick, his hand grasps my neck. His fingers wrap slowly around my throat and he starts to squeeze. I can feel the air leaving my lungs, slowly agonizingly, his grip tightens...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

Fall on your knees....

Your body is gorgeous, they fall to their knees in front of you. They worship your eyes, your lips your hips. They see the skin deep essence that you exude like a perfume of rose and thyme. I see the ...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

Hello, my way...

In days of new we fall away like leaves of the shriveled oak, we hold dear nothing to make it impossible for them to hurt us. We echo only what we hear for fear of a new thought, of banishment from or...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

Balance

A child of light can falter to the darkness, creeping in like shadows over a domingon's strings. Only if this child holds darkness deep in his heart and holds control over his fears shall he eve...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST

things will change now won't they...

Its not your fault so why do you hate yourself so much, why do you fight what you are, you know you will never win. To become a god will change the way you see the world but not the way others see you...
Posted by You can call me whatever you want... on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST