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Army JERK!

If I knew what was ahead of me, I might have just stayed in bed

About Me

I am 26 years old and I spend my time volunteering at the local school. Currently I am demonstrating the art of the "Air Guitar" to mentally challenged minors. The school board frowns upon my lecture's and dismisses them as "no educational value", but who's to tell these kid's that strumming a poolstick isn't an art? I plan to post a mp3 of my next lecture "Why Whitesnake kicks more ass than Loverboy".

My Interests

I enjoy LOLing on a daily basis. Sometimes when and if it is the correct situation, I can even LMAO. I cannot recall ever having a ROFLMAO but I am certain that it is OMG and or WTF.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the "Keytar"

Music:

Punk, Hardcore, Classic Rock, 80's Buttrock, 80's New Wave, Hip Hop (NOTHING SOUTH) mostly Bay Area underground and thats about all I can think of.

Movies:

I am too lazy to list anything right now. So screw it.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Saved by the Bell, OZ, The Shield, Law and Order, CSI, Prison Break, My Name is Earl, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Monk, Datelines: To Catch a Predetor, Reno 911, Wonder Showzen, Futurama and That 70's Show.

Books:

The last book I had I punched a hole through it. it was 300,000 pages long and hardcovered.

Heroes:

Howard Stern, Gilbert Gottfried, Jose Canseco, Mike Shank, Goatse and Myself.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Blue

My Blog

GO HERE!

http://www.myspace.com/three_kings     we kick more ass than jesus
Posted by Army JERK! on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST