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Nora

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About Me

My name is Nora and I never over react. I'm not really Divorced, nor was I ever married. I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans. I like awkward situations. My motto is no regrets, well that and everyone Wang Chung tonight. I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's, with the worst reputation.I do not believe that skiing is like riding a bike.Mint Julep Martinis and I have offically broken up. Nobody puts me in the corner.I believe that Neil Diamond is the greatest singer/ songer writer of our time, (or anyone else time for that matter).I like cake, the band and the food. I want neo-soul cause hip hop is old. My hair is so big because it's filled with secrets.I love the sweet taste of misunderstanding. If I had a theme song that would play every time that I came into a room, it would be Me and Julio Down by the School yard. I like Long Walks on the beach, Candle lit dinners and Cliches. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

Edamame, pretending I'm a laywer and/or an accountant (I'm everyone's favorite CPA), drunk dialing chelsea whenever i hear the pina colada song....SPRING BREAK 1994!, drunk dialing anyone who appriciates rock me amadeus, Tall boys, laughing until my face hurts, dictionary.com, Fake rich names (Madeline Paige Kennedy), Fake Jewish Names (Rachael Lebowitz), boys in blazers, funny tee-shirt ideas, hot showers, winks, 4 hour naps, driving alone, dancing in the rain, hearing my favorite song on the radio (or brathaus), boyfriend sweaters, superman ice cream, tailgating, gold toe socks, argyle, solo shopping trips, summer camps, naked club, 80's dance offs, p diddy bar tab nights, snooze button, flag football games, spooning, sailing, hot chocolate with peanut butter, road trips, maui, bar crawls sponsored by my daddy's credit card, over reacting, doing what I do best......DANCIN', croquet, Monograming everything yet hating my last name, quoting/ applying Mean Girl Quotes to everyday experiences, Open letters, dreaming in AutoCAD, Having minor melt downs at work, Bruce Springsteen sing alongs, Sunday Morning Sinatra, nail biting, searching for people as neurotic as I am, scratch off lotto tickets, sunkist fruit gems, gmail, Dental floss, all things Camp Fitch,

I'd like to meet:

People who don't leave their underwear in bars. Whom ever made this sign
And a boy who knows all of the words to Thunder Road. And that's pretty much it.

Music:

Hopefully This will be me on August 3rd!!!!

My Blog

An open letter to the Inventors of "Now, that's what I call Music"

Dear Sir or Madam, It has come to my attention that you have come up with multiple collections of music that you find "Hip and Trendy" and have named it "Now! That's what I call music!" Seriously, Le...
Posted by Nora on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

An open letter to Pluto

Dear newly named Dwarf Planet Pluto, I am very sorry to hear that you have demoted to from planet status  to the newly classifed title "Dwarf Planet". It's true, I looked down to you as the wea...
Posted by Nora on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

Steelers fans are ugly

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Posted by Nora on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

An Open Letter to Ann Coulter

Dear Ann Coulter, Seriously. Why are you such a raging bitch. I hate you, Nora Beuck-Erb
Posted by Nora on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST