Things that I’ve learned from LSD |
I don't saw open my car for just anyone: When I was 18, I dropped a ten strip of acid into the steering column of the 1988 Toyota Camery that my mother gave me. I was mortified. I go...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:47:00 PST |
Friends |
People have different views on what friendship should be. I like to focus on what friendship shouldn’t be.(of course)
The pseudo friendship: My mother has a giant group of friends who play...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:01:00 PST |
Living in regret |
I want to go back to the third grade and really punch Wendy Fissel in the face like my brother wanted me to. He wrote, "right here," on my knuckles so I would know where to make contact.&nb...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:51:00 PST |
Id rather |
I'd rather cut off my own arm and slap myself in the face with my dead, lifeless hand.....
I'd rather sleep outside in the rain when it's insanely cold out, and when every rain drop feels like a tiny ...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:06:00 PST |
and the truth shall set you free...or set your pants on fire |
When I was in kindergarten, I cheated on my first test. We all had this wooden divider in between our desks when we took our tests. I turned mine slightly to the right and whispered, "What...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST |
Random thoughts that go through my mind at 4:46am |
I'm severely angry that the weather channel told me that the sun doesn't rise until 7:22am. Why not earlier? What the fuck? While I'm up at 4:47am, I might as well get to reap the rewards of see...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:02:00 PST |
Things that I have forgiven...and some I have not |
Chocolate mints: I used to hate chocolate mints. For some reason, this year, I've acquired a taste for them. Last year, after biting into one, I would spit them out in disgust. This ...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:37:00 PST |
My one and only talent. To effectively quote the Simpsons from over 20 years of memory. |
"Dad, do you know what Chauden Phroida is?"
"No, I do not know what Chauden Phroida is, please tell me because I'm dying to know."
"It's a simple phrase meaning, "Taking pride in other's misery."
"I'...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:17:00 PST |
Things I’ll never do again |
I'll never again work for a family owned business. It's not at all like the Olive Garden. When you're here, you're definitely not family.
I'll never go to IHOP again. There's two kin...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Period. |
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I'm sick and tired of the menstrual cycle and I'm not going to participate in it anymore. I'm sick of this insane moodiness accompanied with the discomfort in addition to the bloo...
Posted by Babbling Brooke on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST |
