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Momma Hoff

I need your grace, to remind me to find my own...

About Me

I'm a classic type A personality, overachiever/perfectionist. Absolutely impossible to live with. Mother of 5,(and as of September 27th, proud grandmother of 1!) but frequently "Momma Hoff" to many of my kids' friends that I seem to sweep under my momma duck wing! Always have a houseful of teenagers, and that's the way I like it! Married for 25 years in March to the only man in the world that thinks I'm more of a princess than I do. Absolutely spoiled rotten, know it, and love it. Only way to go!

My Interests

Well, for 24 years I haven't had any interests except my kids and their activities. I was the room mom, the team mom, the PTA and booster club officer, the field trip chaperone, the provider of snacks and/or meals to 18 Varsity sports teams, and the party thrower. That phase seems to be phasing out...but rather slowly...old habits die hard, and this year finds me still feeding 3 varsity sports teams, even though I have no children on them. Well, sure I do, it's just that they are Momma Hoff's "other kids", and both Rick and I LOVE being able to go and support them as they compete. The Celica convertible is still number 1 in my book, and driving with my top down and my stereo blasting is still my most exhilarating recreation! Have been going to a lot of concerts lately, most noteworthy ...Alice in Chains, Guns & Roses, Brookes & Dunn, REO Speedwagon, STAGECOACH FESTIVAL!! Tooooo cooool!!Love to dance, travel, flirt, write, take road trips, entertain, cook, help, do ANYTHING spontaneous and off the wall, just for reaction!

I'd like to meet:

God - I think he's planning on retiring, and my life is actually a job interview!

Music:

I enjoy most all music, except rap & hip hop. Die hard classic rock n roll fan - never into "bubble gum" or "top 40" - recently was brought into the world of country by one of my kids significant others, and find myself bouncing back and forth between 96.7 and 95.1 - Genre' confused 50 year old broad?

Movies:

Brigadoon, My Fair Lady, Funny Girl, What's up Doc?, Ghost, Gigi, Sound of Music, ANY MUSICAL... but mostly too hyper to watch movies - gotta keep moving!

Television:

Haven't watched TV in a year and a half - Just started again, realizing I haven't missed much. I do ctually enjoy suspense and light comedy. Passionately dislike Reality TV, and tasteless shock - I have no interest in observing people at their most base. I think that television and movies are supposed to be fantasies, to take us to a place, or an emotion, or a height we've not been, or not frequented enough. We've all experienced base, and I, for the most part, find that it makes me uncomfortable to witness someone else's desperation, and that I don't especially enjoy people who enjoy watching that, either.

Books:

ANY

Heroes:

Kids who try to ride their bikes without holding on...the guy who came in second and can't wait to tell you how great the race was...the underdog with the fortitude to take the field again, time after time...the broken kid that puts a smile on his face everyday...those that stand beside you even when they can see what you are unable to, until your vision clears...

My Blog

Humility

I got this last night from a good friend....it really hit home for me, and I thought it worth sharing... myspace.com/2561774XX Date:         & nbsp;&nbs...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST

More trivial, useless, contemporaneous info...but this is sposed to be Jlos survey!

1. A random gal/guy approaches you asking your name, you say..Helene, damn, that one was tough!2. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?Latte'3. What does your last text message say?Incoming: We...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST

Useless, trivial, contemporaneous info...

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?Suitcase, cooler, pillow, blanket, beach chair...I'm ready to roll!2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?Open, that's embarrassed mo...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:23:00 PST

Im so much cooler onliine...

Does this sound like someone we know? I think the "Mac" gave it away! I work down at The Pizza PitAnd I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dadI'm five foot three and overweightI'm a sci...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

Momma Hoff's Creedo. . .

You can spend your whole life building something from nothing. . . One storm can come and blow it all away. Build it anyway. You can chase a dream that seems so out of reach. . . And you know it might...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

Thanks Jess <3

For my birthday recently, I received a beautiful card from my eldest daughter. The printed words were something that every mother holds her breath to hear. But her personal inscription reached all the...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

How strong is the glass in your house?

Often times in this life we are given the opportunity to see people not at their best, but at their least. I was raised to politely look the other way at those times, while extending a hand in that di...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

!!!!!I'm a Grandma!!!!!!

Whoopee! Baby Maverick arrived on September 27th, (yup, he was early!!) You can see pics by going through Heath on my top 8. Baby, Mom, & Dad are all doing great! Rick and I got the news, hopped i...
Posted by Momma Hoff on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST