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Dr. Speed

yer mom taught me that thing u like-aaaaoooowwww!

About Me

I enjoy both things AND stuff. I consider myself pretty well rounded... by the by, “Do you know Ms. Ayav?”

Background from Yahoo search result

My Interests

i love to draw garbage and i paint like shit but appparentally i rite gud

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Crass And Inappropriate Individuals All Over The World. Assholes Unite

Music:

music will now be viewed in the section below... you may go there now... plus i totally forgot the monorchid... they are really really good Mr would you please help my pony?
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Movies:

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Television:

this. watch this. ..
In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

Books:

I read books when I should be helping you

Heroes:

i have very little faith in us, me , my friends, society and planet as a whole. the "me me me" mentality of the masses.. the "i want and i will take bullshit" is whats going to kill this planet and it's people. stop being so selfish. learn to think ahead. just because you can afford it doesn't mean you should have it. think of their future BEFORE you decide to pop the 9 kids out of your clown car of a vagina because your "god" told you to. use your fucking head, for christs sakes.

My Blog

it’s well written because i didn’t write it

Care about the environment? Eat less meat PETER FRICKER Special to Globe and Mail Update January 23, 2008 at 12:00 AM EST Last week, Rajendra Pachauri, the head of the United Nation's Nobel Prize-w...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

Tofuck You, Meat Lover

i heart the onion
Posted by Dr. Speed on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

Rescuing Urban Deer

    On Christmas night me and a friend went on a walk around our neighborhood.  Things seemed alright until we came upon a sickening sight; Ornamental Deer chained up in the yards ...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:47:00 PST

just fyi


Posted by Dr. Speed on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:32:00 PST

old haiku's

if possible you should read these while listening to somebody play a pan flute... my head feels too bigthe drinks last night were manyi would like to diei have purchased soupbut did not get any breadm...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

my job

so about a week ago i applied for work at mt.bachelor. the job i would like would be pitched to me as follows... "Well, Miss Edmunds, we've checked out your myspace page and we must say that...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

apparently some of you missed this... i was asked to repost

                     The Controversial I-18 or 'Boob Law' Passes The House      ...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST

me n' jeff came up with these rad computer nerd pick-up lines

I'm gonna grab you and press 'insert' I'm gonna open your file Did you log out of me? 1010001001000101001000100100110 Did you upload any viruses? (that ones sads) My inbox is full Can i grab your mous...
Posted by Dr. Speed on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST