Use that font again and I will fucking snap. Whoa, don't you think you already are? Put the scissors down you're starting to scare me. I'm not kidding- I really hate that shit. I'm not either. Put the scissors down, you're freaking me out. So dramatic! Always so dramatic! Look who's being dramatic Mr. fucking snap case over here. Relax it's just a font. JUST A FONT OH MY GOD WHY DO I EVEN TRY.
My Japanese voice-over
Today I like in this order: Cat Power, Sam Cooke, The Horrors, Beirut, Nudie Suits, Camera Obscura, Final Fantasy, Death Cab, Ray Charles, Animal Collective, Smog, Ratatat, Phoenix Foundation, David Bowie, Dixie Hummingbirds, Sunset Rubdown, Lily Allen, Ruby Suns, Swan Lake, Thunderbirds Are Now!, James Brown, Feist, Joanna Newsom, Howlin' Wolf, Panda Bear, Yo La Tengo, Regina Spektor, Otis Redding and Thom Yorke. Tomorrow I might like your favourite band. Or PAUL SIMON. It is like the lucky dip. Who am I kidding. I love Paul Simon.
Right Mr Braithwaite the sun'll come up tomorrow. FUT CHUNCE
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, The Office, Extras, Outrageous Fortune. HEROES
Ones with pictures! Little Mr Men series, Wacky Wednesday, Cecils cat books and The Bunny Suicides.
The guy on the hot gossip ad who squeals REALLY?! YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF STUFF TOO!?A Ginger Icon.