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Crooky Monster [Jacob]

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About Me

my name is jacob. i have two last names i go by one is keys and the other is crookston. But if u knew from way way back in the day then my last name might have been Pulicicchio. I went to kentlake when i was a freshman and now i go to auburn mountainview and i am a junior. i like to skate but i havent been doing it much this year... iono why. i drive a red subaru DL, its pretty ghetto but whatever! lol umm i snowboard, i have wakeboarded before but im not too good, but im fuckin raw at inner tubing! no joke i should be pro or something! umm i like to have fun, people at skool prolly think im the quite kid and i dont do anything but when u get to kno me its the complete opposite. umm i like to go to partys too thats always hella fun.. but prolly what i do most is just kick it with my friends and chill, shit like that.. and thats pretty much me.....I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
PaRtY SuRvEy
Whats your favorite drink? rum and coke!
Whats your favorite shot? tequilla poppers!
What do you smoke(if you do)? camels or marbs and bud!
Do you get naked? sometimes!
Do you throw up? rarley!
Are you an angry drunk? ive had my nights!
Are you a funny drunk? ya everyone always laughs at me when im drunk! notice at said at me not with me! lol
Are you a light weight? umm kind of mut not really!
Are you a heavy weight? i keep up! leave it at that
Whats your drunk quote? i have sooo many i dont even kno where to start!
How offten do you drink? like every weekend!
Do you get hangovers? barely ever!
Where's the craziest place you've woken up at? someones hosue ive never been to with a chik ive never met in a bedroom with like ninja turtles on the walls! lol
Do you hook-up when drunk? sometimes!
Where was the last party you were at? federal way/ milton!
Whats the stupidest thing you've done at a party? i dont kno i do stupid shit all the time! ummm one time i went streaking for a burger from mcdonalds! another time i tried braking a bottle over my head! and another time i tried to skate when i could barley walk! shit like that!
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Name: Jacob
Birthday: September 16th 1989
Birthplace: Tacoma BITCH!!
Current Location: kent/auburn!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: dirty blond
Height: like 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right but i beat it with my left! lol jk jk
Your Heritage: italian!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chris coles pro model (the trooper) from fallen!
Your Weakness: money and girls
Your Fears: big spiders and big roller coasters and dying
Your Perfect Pizza: meatlovers with stuffed crust!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: skate more!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: how much money do i have/ can i get?
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm my extremely large DICK!!! jkjk um my eyes i guess!
Your Bedtime: I havnt had a bedtime since i was like 12 lol
Your Most Missed Memory: umm prolly living in tacoma back in like middle school!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: B.k for sure!
Single or Group Dates: i dont kno it depends i guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: both!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee!
Do you Smoke: ya
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: in my car and in the shower sometimes!
Do you Shower Daily: yes sir!
Have you Been in Love: i dont kno.....maybe?
Do you want to go to College: community college
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not very often!
Do you think you are Attractive: i dont think im ugly btu i dont think im dead sexy either!
Are you a Health Freak: nope!
Do you get along with your Parents: some times
Do you like Thunderstorms: umm i dont kno
Do you play an Instrument: no but i wanna learn how to play a guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sir!
In the past month have you Smoked: mmhmm
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define drugs? lol yes i have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: negative
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya i was in the king of the mountain contest at skool!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ummm not this month no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: haha ya
Ever been Beaten up: not in a real fight but my friends beat me up all the time
Ever Shoplifted: this one time....
How do you want to Die: i dont kno!! umm old i guess
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pro skater would be sick but ill never get that good!
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt really matter
Favourite Hair Color: streaked or highlighted hair
Short or Long Hair: like avereage cuz i dont want a fuckin dike and i dont want a fuckin hippie either!
Height: shorter then me but not too short
Weight: not fat!
Best Clothing Style: prep or skater!
Number of Drugs I have taken: thats a good question! and i honestly dont kno the answer! lol
Number of CDs I own: hella like 200 or something like that
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none yet!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many, but at the same time i cant really regret anything cuz it all made me what i am today!
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My Interests

skateboarding, snowboarding, MUSIC, movies, girls, partys, making new friends cuz u can never have too many, camping, t.v. shows, concerts, random adventures (if you've been on one then you knw why), all types of sports just not playing them on a team cuz i hate playing for serious competition, hanging out with freinds, meeting up with old friends from like elementary (hella crazy), and im sure there is more that i cant think of right now!

I'd like to meet:

too many famous people to list! but mostly its bands and pro skaters! but normal people i would like to meet would be people that skate, kool partiers, some people that have the same musical taste, and some hott chiks too!

Music:

Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, August Burns Red, AFI, Alexisonfire, All That Remains, Akon, Angels and Airwaves, As I Lay Dying, Aiden, A Dozen Furies, Beastie Boys, Between The Buried And Me, Big B, Bizarre, Bleeding Through, Blessed By A Broken Heart, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Bone Crusher, Bone Thugs, Bury Your Dead, Bullet For My Valentine, Chiodos, Coheed and Cambria, Coo Coo Cal, Comeback Kid, D12, Darkest Hour, Dead To Fall, Dragonforce, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Dynomite Hack, Eminem, Escape The Fate, Evergreen Terrace, E-40, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Gwar, Guttermouth, Gorillaz, Hed(p.e), Him, Haste The Day, He Is Legend, It Dies Today, Iron Maiden, Jibbs, Keak Da Sneak, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Lil Scrappy, Lil jon, Lil Wyte, Lupe Fiasco, Methodman and Redman, Manntis, Metallica, Mike Jones, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Checmical Romance, Norma Jean, Paul Wall, Pitbull, Proof, Rehab, Roy Jones, Rise Against, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Smile Empty Soul, Stick To YOur Guns, Still Remains, Symphony in Peril, Tech N9ne, Three 6 Mafia, Three Inches of Blood, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, The Agony Scene, The Blood Brothers, The Chariot, The Fall of Troy, The Game, The Real Mckenzies, Transplants, Turbonegro, Twiztid, Underminded, UnderOath, Unanimated, Unearth, Xzibit, Young Jeezy,

Movies:

Grandmas boy, waiting, jackass the movie, all the cky movies, donnie darko, spun, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, school of rock, skate videos, four brothers, half baked, the kottonmouth experience, Anchor Man, Lord of War, SLC Punk, Haggard, click, orange county, old school, the family guy movie, taladaga knights, dane cook's standup comedy, friday, next friday, friday after next, dazed and confused, Rolling Kansas, Party monster, Jackass number 2, the saw movies, employee of the month, wave twisters,

Television:

i like to watch shows like south park, reno 911, aqua teen hunge force, family guy, furturama, jackass, viva la bam, fairly odd parents, music videos, andy milinokis, that 70's show, dog the bounty hunter, mind of mencia, and other shows like that... basically mtv, mtv2, comedy central, adult swim, and nickolodian!

Books:

nobody reads books thats what the television and the radio were inveted for!! lol

Heroes:

the old dudes at the skatepark that r still hella good and have that oldskool skater style, man u gotta love those guys they've been around forever and have so much wisdom and stories to tell.. and the kottonmouth kings cuz they make baddass music and smoke hella bud! OH and cris cole for his fuckin crazy tre flip at the end of the new blood video, that shit is insane the guy is a beast for landing that!