I love EVERYTHING and like most things...
My friends and family are the most important things I have...
My favorite thing to do is laugh...at pretty much anything...
My friends are hilarious; they're just so funny...
I like to drink beer because it makes me tell stories...
I listen to ALL love songs because I want to...
I work at PMI...
I mix up dreams I have with things that really happen...
I love animals...
I like LIFE cereal...
I set my alarm clock to rap so I have to get up and turn it off...
I try and stay positive...
I love to sing in my car...
-I'll leave you with some Mitch Hedberg Quotes!-
The other day my friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana and I said NO...But I want a regular banana later...SO...Yeah.
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.
I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go cart with my ex-landlord.
