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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.....My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received me first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it

Your Fortune Is
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

My Interests

I love bodywork. The anatomy of a body just fascinates me. I plan on getting into bellydancing, rock climbing, some form of martial arts other than Tang So Do, cliff jumping, sky diving. Presently I am into hiking, swimming, tanning, chillin wit da homey g dawgs, and keepin' it on the rizal, yo

I'd like to meet:

Find me a girl that can take it like a man and not look like one in the process, and you have found me a friend.Find me a guy that isn't driven by the dangly thing in between their legs, and you will make me say "poppy cock"

Music:

I like anything with a good beat to it. I exclude music in generalities, such as Polka, Country, most latin music, ie merengue, and similar sounds, and lastly I don't particularly like persian music. Anything else is pretty much safe, oh wait, blue grass works my nerves too. .. ....

Movies:

I love to laugh, so a good comedy will make my day. I live by Baseketball. Matt Stone and Trey Parker have the biggest balls I know, and I love it. "Bigger Longer and Uncut" is all I have to say

Television:

I killed my TV. Literally, put it to rest. RIH 27" BR

Books:

I am in the middle of the Alchemist. I love horror books, Dean Koontz anyday.

Heroes:

myself
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My Blog

IDK what to put here.....

When you have nothing more to complain about, you make something worth complaining about. What if life was all honky dory, and it was just too boring, so you have to make things fucked up in order to ...
Posted by ~Hands of Magic~ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

I will survive!

So, I have seen the light and decided you guys were too cool to leave. Ok, well maybe not, but I still almost died! And that is good enough to elicit something to the effect of "poor Marina". Ok, enou...
Posted by ~Hands of Magic~ on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

"Open minded" people?

When we say we are open minded, are we really open minded to the fact that we might not be open minded? not saying that I am open minded! I am not saying that I know ANY better than anyone, but w...
Posted by ~Hands of Magic~ on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST

no myspace drama

So now I am deeply emersed in the whole myspace thing, damn you tom! The only problem is that now I hear people getting butt hurt about not being responded to, or "i am not in your top eight, don...
Posted by ~Hands of Magic~ on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST