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Uncle Sam's Misguided Child

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About Me



Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name: ..type="text" name="Your name:" value="lEE"
Weapon of Choice: A fishing rod
Your Favorite Target: People named "Steve"
Your Kill Count: 77,977,994
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 41
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $64,072,645,605,381
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"88% ..tr

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My Interests

Reading, Wachting movies, History, Playing Games and hangin out with friends at the mall
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Resident Evil Zombie. You were infected with the T-Virus, and now you wander through abandoned buildings looking for living flesh to munch. Sometimes you mutate into more horrible things. You can be killed, but it ain't easy.
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How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love? Take the quiz:
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name: ..type="text" name="Your name:" value="lee"
Weapon of Choice: Shovel
Your Favorite Target: Americans
Your Kill Count: 467,451,559
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 10
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $305,987,670,156,981
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"84% ..tr

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Music:

Rock, Jazz, Classical, And Metal Some of me fav bands are: Red hot Chili Peppers,Metalica, Amon Amarth, Breaking Benjamin, Lit, ReelBig Fish, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Sevendust,Bush, System of a Down, Staind and Marcy Playground. I also love Jonnhy Cash, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, and, Miles Davis(GODs among men)

Movies:

300, Blades of Glory, Beowulf and Grendal, The Punisher, The Crow, The Last Samurai, Idle Hands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Anchorman, Star Wars,Lord Of the Rings, Clerks, The Black Dahlia,The GodFather and any thing with Zombies
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Television:

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, ATHF, CSI, The Venture Brothers, Stroker and Hoop, Frisky Dingo, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Invader Zim ( america loves GIR)

Books:

The Sword of Hachiman by Lynn Guest, anything by Hunter S. Thompson or H.P. Lovecraft anything on Fedual Japan, Cloud of Sparrows by Takashi Matsuoka, Autumn Bridge also by Takshi Matsuoka, the Illad and the Odyessy by Homer, Beowulf, The Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield and Nothing Sacred by Lewis Black

Heroes:

every single Greek who gave his life at Thermopylae,John Belushi, Homer Simpson, Hunter S. Thompson, Ghangis Khan, And Most Importantly YOU

My Blog

every shot not taken is a shot missed

Some of my friends lately have been holding back when it comes to something rather important to their happiness. One more than the others but its all the same really.I know you've been hurt before, I ...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

some people were born, made to wave the flag, oh the red white and blue

well I enlisted in the marines this was a choice I made over the course of about three days. It started with when I went with Maddie Dusty and Chris to the huddle house and they picked out what classe...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

a long time ago in a pub far away

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch, I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks I had one lassie on me right, another on the left, I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me ...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

I'm a plumer and i'm here to fix the pipes BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

well i just finished watching the last episode of Red vs Blue: the blood glutch chronicles, and now I am sad. its the end of an age. RvB got me through some tuff times, no matter how sad, depress...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

two bottles of rum and a green apple slushie

can brighten up an otherwise slightly depressing day and mango mailbu rum is the greatest thing ever. I mean it. I think I'm going to get an IV an put this stuff straight into my blood stream.just tho...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST

trust in yourself and nothing else matters

new years resolution 1: grow a spine, check well some things have happened in the last couple of days and I for one feel better about myself. Some people may not be happy about it but oh well.My entir...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

so say good bye as we dance with the devil tonight

well today was a pretty good day until I got home and read a certain blog, so now I find myself draw into a wonderful stereotypical blog battle YAY.The subject matter of this struggle : brandon molest...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

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Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

life fucking blows

it just does
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

The Perfect One

I'm an ordinary manWith an ordinary lifeDoes she know that I'm aliveMan she's really something elseYou're the perfect oneAnd I don't expect a thing from you at allYou're the perfect oneAnd I can't eve...
Posted by Uncle Sam's Misguided Child on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST