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About Me

My name is Christa... I'm short... I blame my parents... I'm hyper...now thats my fault! I'm stubborn and always right. I'm sweet...my feelings get hurt easily, then I plot revenge...(revenge is a dish best served cold!)I was a volunteer fire fighter for 5 years and quit when I moved to Arizona. I was born in Iowa raised in Wisconsin, I lived in oklahoma for about 2 years I met some amaizing people and outstanding freinds. I just recently moved to arizona to be with my lovely boyfriend. I'm an animal lover I have a mutt named Bosley who is currently living with my dad because they are inseperable. I also have a bird named Buddy who lives with my mom in wisconsin, and the light of my life Snikers Puss Puss Kitty Kitty lol..who is going to be flying back to arizona with me next time I get to go to Wisconsin to visit my family..I'm very family orientated, my big sister Charlotte and my little brother Martin are my best friends, and I have 2 outstanding nieces, Morgan and Madison that are my world. http://hometown.aol.com/bumper432/

My Interests

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Becides the usual anything from partying, hanging out with the guys and of couse ladies night out!! To Snuggeling up on the couch watchin a good movie. In the summer its very rare to catch me indoors I love everything to do with, Fishin, Drinkin, Swimmin, Bonfires, Camping, 4 Wheeling, Jet Skiing

I'd like to meet:

Dean Koontz, because he is an amazing author and Rage Against the Machine especially Tom Morello.

Music:

Portis Head, Alice In Chains, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, jewel, Slipknot, Ozzy, regina spektor, System Of A Down, Pantera, sublime, Nirvana, aphex twin, Porno For Pyros, Tim Mcgraw, Grechen Wilson, Rage, Mudvane, Enya, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Jimmy Hendrix, Korn, Ohgr, skinny puppy, Marilyn Manson, MSI, Godsmack, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Bjork, Veruca Salt .....a lil bit of everything basicly lol

Movies:

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, The Butterfly Effect, Old school, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas,The Big Lebowsky, Fight Club, Night of The Living Dead, Texas Chain Saw Massacure(the origonal one),Ladder 49, The Upside Of Anger, Gladiator, Matchstick Men, Sleepers, Ocean's eleven, Swat, Meet Joe Black, Office Space, Super Troopers, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon,Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs,House Of a Thousand Corpses & 28 days later.Crash, V for Vendetta, Nightmare on Elm Street,Davinchi code, Saw 1 2 3 & 4

Television:

Anything on the history channel....Everyone Loves Raymond, Rescue me, Will and Grace, Darma & Greg, The family Guy, King of the Hill, Lost,& Aqua Teen.

Books:

I read Mostly Dean Koontz or Nora Roberts

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

Ode To Gallbladder

So okay hopefully I'm done with the doctor. Seriously. Heres my newest condition Gallbladder Polyps, they were found in a rutine untrasound. Below is information for those of you like me who untill ...
Posted by Christa on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:52:00 PST

Pancake Nazi

Its 3:30am.. I just got home from a very roudy night of drinking and I belive in my heart that it is PANCAKE time. John will not let me make breakfast because he is a pancake nazi possessed by the dev...
Posted by Christa on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

I read this and char and I can not stop laughing.

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Becauseno one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.They...
Posted by Christa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST

Kudos to Kelly I'm soo sorry babe!

Okay girls, remember how like back in the day you...well ya know how ya catch your boyfriend cheating, there will be like tell tale signs like weird numbers on the caller id, or girl purfume sme...
Posted by Christa on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Okay kim heres your request...

Soooo My mom met a guy named Ross off the internet. They had been chatting for abour 3 years and hes sopposivly a scientist...well as most of you know my mom is a little...senile.... and she has a ver...
Posted by Christa on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:42:00 PST

Mom gets more play than me...sad but true...

So mom has had men practicly knocking down our door to get dates with her.... This is the killer right here.... Telemarketer calls...."hi this is larry may I speak to Lucinda and I'm like sure and I k...
Posted by Christa on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

Stressed to the MAX!!!!!!

Okay so when I lived in Oklahoma my roomate and I decided to get Direct TV and it was in my name well to be nice we decided let people use our extra recievers by doing this we could all have the top p...
Posted by Christa on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:16:00 PST

99 things about me

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? The one on my right knee, Laura, Toni and I were stealing a cattle crossing sign...that was still in the ground....because he boyfriend at the time had never ...
Posted by Christa on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST

HaHa...

#1 This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhoodbar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park whennature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself.To his and the...
Posted by Christa on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 02:02:00 PST