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Kirk

I am here for Friends

About Me

Yeah, so I live in Houston, I don't take very many things seriously or just not to an elevated level. I grew up in Illinois but spent a lot of time in Iowa, hence the obnoxious layout. I have been all over this country, lived, loved, eaten at some suspect establishments. But in the end my immune system, (and my will to live until the Eagles win the SuperBowl and the Hawkeyes get a Nat'l Championship), keep me ticking. I see all of these SPAM messages leading somewhere. I mean, Ginger who is Hot N' Horny seems like a wonderful person to start a family with. To my homies here on MySpace and all of the Kirk-a-Maniacs world-wide, I love you and may God keep you young at heart. Peace

My Interests

Hatin' on Jabronis since 1980!table table table{ width:100%; background-color:black;

I'd like to meet:

1. Ryan McKinney's Legion of Destruction 2. any professional wrestler that has ever suplexed Tim Welch 3. Rod Peterson's Bed, Bath, and Beyond acquaintances 4. my Maker 5. Dave Coulier

Music:

1.table table table{ width:100%; background-color:black;1.Are you kidding? If you need a lesson in good tunes, here it is:Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Elliott Smith, Dashboard Confessional, Blue October, Alkaline Trio, Howie Day, O.A.R., Remy Zero, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Folds, Beck, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Pedro the Lion, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Electric Light Orchestra (old skool), The Decemberists, Traveling Wilburys (old skool), Tom Petty (becoming old skool), Matt Costa, The Trollies (Iowa City fame), Kevin B.F. Burt (Iowa City fame), Dre, Snoop, Easy E, Run DMC and of course............... STYX!!!!!!

Movies:

1.table table table{ width:100%; background-color:black; Things to do in Denver when You're Dead, Made, Waiting, Red Dawn, Youngblood, Usual Suspects, Dr. Strangelove, The Manchurian Candidate, Goonies, Gremlins I and (Gremlins II if you're on crack), No Holds Barred, Attack, Platoon, X-Men I & II, Breakin', R.A.D., The Magnificent Seven, Capote, Tigertown, First Blood, Crash, 21 Grams, Blow, Half Baked, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Punisher (original and remake), etc.

Television:

1.table table table{ width:100%; background-color:black;Nip/Tuck, House, Smallville, Family Guy, Simpsons, reruns of MacGuyver.

Books:

1. ..

Heroes:

1. Magic Johnson 2. Nile Kinnick 3. Chuck Bednarik 4. Hayden Fry

My Blog

this is for sinners and saints

Okay, so this blog is not intended to reflect a recent meltdown I've experienced with a certain relationship.  But one has pensive time when flying 3 hours home after realizing that someone you t...
Posted by Kirk on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

hil-lar-ree-ass

Okay, so the special report on the Daily Show tonight was a spoof about an establishment in Scottsdale I don't think I ever got the chance to visit during my AZ days,...The Pink Taco.  If you saw...
Posted by Kirk on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST