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Deathmaster Phlex [DKC]

Between you and me, give up all fucking hope.

About Me



My name is Joey.

I have the most amazing girl in the world.

So, if you're here for any other reason than to be my friend, eff off.

"You wanna see bad-ass? I'll show you bad-ass, motherfucker."

My Interests

Muzakk.
Delaney

Hi, Baby.
I love you more than anything you could possibly imagine. Your my number 1 and no one will come in the middle of that.
Your mine till the end. Ill love you for ever. Dont forget it. Your the best from the rest. I wouldnt change being your girlfriend for the world.
I love you--Delaney
11/26/07

I'd like to meet:

I've already met the cutest girl ever.
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Music:


Movies:

Wristcutters: A Love Story

Juno

Cloverfield

30 Days of Night

Clerks II

All Saw

All Eli Roth

All Rob Zombie

Most Zombie flicks.

No Country For Old Men

Television:

Scrubs
Family Guy
Conan
Colbert
Stewart
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
The Fairly Odd Parents
Spongebob Squarepants
Jimmy Neutron
George Lopez
Futurama
Dirty Jobs
Mythbusters
Mail Call

Books:

Good ones.And the bible.

My Blog

Homeless again.

I am currently unemployed and living with Courtney at her house.Well, I hope that the I get hired by one of the few jobs I am going to try to get within the next week or two.Here's the deal.I need a p...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Black Rock, Mayne.

The sky is filled with hate tonight.Clouds filled with rage block the starsand wash the light from these lands.Darkness prevails.We call upon the names of the ancients to cleanse this world of the wea...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

My Christmas Wish List.

I want: To spend Christmas with Delaney. To be able to give her presents. Money.     Well, it looks like I may end up having a perfect Christmas, aside from having my own living room to have...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:42:00 PST

Well, now.

EDIT:  This is not geared toward one person.  This is not a direct attack on any of your sub-cultures.  This is my feelings on the youth of my generation and younger.  Many of thes...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Life is killing me.

That summer I died.They found me lifeless on my bedroom floor.It didn't take a genius to figure out the cause of death.The markings had all been seen before.This was a murder.This was desperation.The ...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

WOW. EMO.

So, this will be for a song I am writing.  It will be a solo deal.  Not metal.  Screamo.  I know.  I'm gay.  But, I can do it.  Plus, not everything solo I do will b...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

This is the end.

This is the end, and I don't know if I am comfortable with it or not.Sure...This may not be the end right this second, but it's the second that I decided that it will end sooner than we all should exp...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:20:00 PST

I hate people.

This is a website.A public forum to converse with friends.Yet, so many kids put so much into it.They put so much time into getting a million friends, web-fucking each other through pic comments and me...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

Eff.

As many people know...Winter is when I am happiest.It is the time of the year I value life more than any other.It holds my best memories.This is where my problem is.Every winter that is cast into the ...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

Insomnia is Nothing to Lose Sleep Over.

I'd shove a knife in my throat just to feel something. Maybe clear the clot blocking my airways. If only my arms were strong enough to lift the blade, I could free myself of this. Tick-tock. Tick-...
Posted by Deathmaster Phlex [DKC] on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST