Austin

Well, let's face it. Life as a stripper is beginning to get difficult. Especially when all your friends are right there watching you, and that's just the night life here at College of Charleston. With my free time, i enjoy teaching small children to read, which is hard when you have extreme A.D.D. I'm also putting together a elderly boy band who is young at heart, which i hope to call, N-Diapers. They would love groupies if your grandmothers are interested. Currently, i have been working on getting my inner monologue to sound like Darth Vader. Oh, and I also love sandwiches and sarcasm."The only person who succeeds is the person who is progressively realizing a worthy ideal. That's the person who says, 'I'm going to become this' - and then begins to work toward that goal."