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About Me

I consider myself mildly ammusing...trying to be funny is exhousting and rarely comes off a smooth as you invision it. Classic underacheaver looking for something in life besides the fuzzy memories I have been making for the past ten years...not that I have a problem with fuzzy memories. I am here because after a few years in Portland and as I get older my friends get farther and farther apart geographically so this lets me keep up with them...oh yeah and it REALLY helps me remember birthdays. Layout made by xxblackwave96xx at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A real, considerate, funny, compasionate and chill woman to hang out with and enjoy being back in the south with...oh yeah it would be nice if she were perty too...also love to meet all of these people Bill Murray, Ani Difranco, Steve Martin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Ray Charles, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Beck, Angelina Jolie, Prince, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, Janis Joplin, Jack Black, Sid Ceasar, Moby, Keith Richards...I'll add more later im sure.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

Late Bloomers

So I was sitting at home shooting the shit with my roomie and started to think about past relationships, the good, the bad and the ugly and made an interesting observation. It seems in my life that ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Strange survey.

Found this interesting....love to see what anyone else tests out as!Your Political ProfileOverall: 40% Conservative, 60% LiberalSocial Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 50%...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 15:46:00 GMT

Superpowers

Soooooo...boredom brings me to this...if you could have a superpower what would you pick...take your time to think of a good one...30 lashes with a wet noodle to anyone who picks flying.
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:07:00 GMT

Me in one word

So asked my friends to describe me in one word, this is what I have so far:Brandon- my-boyGrace- amusing, sarcastic (replied twice, think she forgot the first time)Amy- fan-fucking-tasticCourtney- mis...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:32:00 GMT

thing guys shouldnt do

Ok so i think that we as a society may be losing track of gender roles so here is a lil help to guys who may be confused...I encourage input from anyone men or women...i could be crazy here...it has h...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 19:25:00 GMT

national religion??

So i was thinking about one of my favorite movies The Tao of Steve and one thing in particular was jumping out at me...any input on this subject would be appreciated...it is argued in the movie that t...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:35:00 GMT

DOPE SONG!!

No not a song about dope but this Mark Farina track is just REDIC...lemme know what you think folks!! Track is called dream machine in case i change it as i am apt to do.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:08:00 GMT

Thanks everyone

just wanted to tell all my peeps from the "A" thanks for maintaining interest in your boy...it does not go unnoticed that my friends who typically are not super good at keeping in touch are making suc...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:17:00 GMT