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Francesca

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About Me

Drink and dance at every given opportunity!

My Interests


Victorian Bathrooms
Heart-Shaped Pubic Hair
Paddleball
Paper Dolls
Tea Parties
Winklepickers
Rockabilly
Cat's Cradle!
Interesting Socks
Poofy Dresses
Black Beauty Spots
Sheep
Kisses In The Rain

Beatnik
Mad Make-Up
Eccentric Personalities
Straight Vodka/Gin
Crazy Cocktails
Fire
Lace-Up Shoes
Rain
Kitsch
Thrift Shops
Black & White Film
Photography
Bouffant

Buttons
Pubs
Really Long Eyelashes
Elegant gloves
Waves
See-through Rain Macs
Long Black Nails
White hair
Long Vintage Umbrellas
Clutch Bags
Porcelain Clowns
70s Deckchairs
Art Art Art
Badly edited music videos
Bouncy Castles

Vintage Clocks & Watches
Cake
Fringes
Plaits
Platforms
Traditions
Jedi-ism
Dolls
Gigs
Karaoke
Exercise!
Sleeping
Sushi
Cunt
My Lame Jokes
Snow
India (My Ethnic Origin)
My Mister Penis Ice mould

Antique Furnishings
Polaroids
Retro Wallpaper
Black & White tiles
Tea sets
Rosy Cheeks
Geeky Glasses
Tattoos
Patent Leather
Y-fronts
Raunchy Garden Knomes
Knicker-Bockers
Hookahs
The Pervy Ice Cream Man
Burlesque
Llamas
Metallics
Afros
Handlebar Moustaches

Vintage Cars
Gatherings
Sixties Attitudes, Fashion, Architecture and Interior
Thirties Children
Dancing
Stereotypical Prostitutes
Spliffs
Red Wax Seals On Old Envelopes
White & Blue China
Retro Sunglasses
Pat Butcher Style Earrings
Sainsbury's Basic Range

I'd like to meet:

The ever so creepy Andrew Lloyd Webber (he's like the type of person that you'd find lurking in your basement at nighttime and plus the phantom is some sick shit), Jim Morrison(his corpse must be fit) and same goes for Clarke Gable (Ay sophie), the unfortunate Jeff Buckley, James Blunt so I can ask him why his music is so shit, Quentin Tarantino for the scenes that play on my mind, the fruit cake that is Kate Bush, Simon Fuller (absolute genius!!), snotty nosed public school boy Simon Amstell, Alexa Chung (she is beautiful), Edie Sedgwick and David Bowie (they are both really inspiring... give me drugs), Dirk Benedict on his death bed (the older he gets the hotter), geeky geeky Jarvis COCKer, Robert Smith (I need some hair tips), Syd Barrett just because and any of the people I walk past on my journeys just so I can know where they are going and why. There's probably more people but Ive either met them once already or forgotten them. It's a shame most of the people I want to meet are dead, but just for the record I don't want to meet any ghosts.

Music:

Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Bob Dylan, Talkingheads, Velvet Underground, Bat For Lashes, Winehouse, Led Zeppelin, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Jack Penate, LCD Soundsystem, Sonic Youth, Damien Rice, The Kills, Nouvelle Vague, Bob Marley, Beastie Boys, The Jam, Long Blondes, The Doors, Hot Chip, Eric Clapton, Kate Nash, Shy Child, Morrissey, Horrors, Basement Jaxx, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Jamiroquai, Nico, Soft Cell, Audio Bullies, Bodyrox, Gary Numan, Joy Division, Van Morrisson, Colin Blunstone, The Noisettes, Interpol, David Bowie, Blur, Hendrix, Radiohead, Mylo, Uffie, Clash, Sunshine Underground, Happy Mondays, Visage, Tears For Fears, Strokes, Dizzee Rascal, Goldfrapp, Blondie, Libertines, Foals, Ray Charles, New Order, Archie Bell & The Drells, Pink Floyd, The Beat, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Police, Deerhoof, Mark Ronson, Friendly Fires, Smiths, Gossip, Prodigy, Herbie Hancock, Johnny Cash, Mystery Jets, Small Faces, Deep Purple, Syd Barrett, Kinks, Pulp, Razorlight, Justice, Cream, Duran Duran, Man Like Me, Jefferson Airplane, Coco Rosie, Au Pairs, The Zombies, Bjork, Echo & The Bunnymen, Kate Bush, Art Of Noise, Hot Chip, ELO, Phil Collins, Orange Juice, Gap Band, Fedde Le Grand, Eurythmics, Adam & The Ants, Altered Images, A Flock of Seagulls, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Chicago Transit Authority, Kajagoogoo, ABC, Human League, Spandau Ballet, Teardrop Explodes, Tom Vek, Roisin Murphy, Rod Stewart, Specials, Kraftwerk, Ali Love, Lightspeed Champion ... etc

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, 28 Days Later, Monster, Trainspotting, Lord Of The Rings, Brokeback Mountain, Unbreakable, Hard Candy, Donnie Darko (I quote lines and use them in everday life - sad), Pulp Fiction, Edward Scissorhands, Artificial Intelligence, Green Mile, Alice In Wonderland, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Amelie, The Science of Sleep, This Is England, The Talented Mr. Ripley, The Man who Knew Too Much, LOTR!, Harry Potter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anchorman, Semi-Pro, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fifth Element, About A Boy, Lady Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Sleeping Beauty, Dirty Pretty Things, Girl Interrupted, Hot Fuzz ...etc

Television:

The Office, That 70s Show, The IT Crowd, Skins, Mighty Boosh, Monty Python, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Ashes to Ashes, Blackadder, The Simpsons, .. etc

Books:

Currently - The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Your Mum

My Blog

Birthday Business

Basically it is my birthday on Sunday, which I am celebrating the next Saturday. Unfortunately, I am not having alot of people, it's a select few friends and family, very small. So everyone who I don'...
Posted by Francesca on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST

I don't know whether it's the beans or the underage cartoon boy...

... that's turning me on right now... Look at that seductive glare... The artist was blatantly a paedophile....
Posted by Francesca on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST

The day my brain exploded

I slowly begin reading a small sign in an exhibition. I can hear the sound effects from the installation next to me playing, as if reading isnt already a difficult task to keep up. A french ...
Posted by Francesca on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

MUMMIES WANTED: REWARD - ... erm... LOVE! :)

Mi madre et Padres are going away, leaving me cold and defenceless lying naked on the floor. Already there are problems occuring and they haven't even left yet. Appologies to you my future husband, bu...
Posted by Francesca on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

Victorian Books of the Dead

Just WHY?! It makes me a little angry.That boy ain't sleepin' y'all!...
Posted by Francesca on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

The best blog entry you will ever see...

Everyone is horny like the bunny SCHNEEEHHHHH!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Francesca on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST

Random questions that have been building up over some time now!

I would like to ask the following questions:o Why do cleaners complain that the place is too messy all the time?Because after all, thats what they are getting paid for... TO CLEAN! Hence the name CLEA...
Posted by Francesca on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST