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Paul

I am here for Friends

About Me

THIS JUST IN!
I am taking applications for a live-in maid catgirl. To qualify for this position you must be hot, not psycho, not stupid, good at cleaning/cooking, and possess other special skills. To apply use the "Send Message" or "Post Comment" features on MySpace. Ollie, this is open to females only :/

Eien wo, dare yori mo... ai shite iru... This really doesnt apply anymore, heh

Myspace doesn't have a dislikes section so I think I'll use this space to provide that.

Dislikes:
    Stupid people - Self-explanatory Whiny people (especially whiny girls) - Quit your bitching and find a solution to your problem People that cannot think for themselves - People like this should be removed from the gene pool Liars - Just tell the damn truth. It isnt that hard once you get used to it! PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS zOmG i R kEwL - This kinda falls under stupid people Wasted space on websites - I didn't buy two 20.1" LCDs at 1600x1200 to view the damn page in an 800 pixel table. People that don't like me - These people just suck :] People that can't tell the difference between their/they're/there and your/you're (Applies to English=first language people only) - Lern 2 speek

My Interests

    Anime DDR Movies Music (in somewhat that order)

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, espers, and time-travelers.

Paul does Karaoke: OMGSONG .

More about me:
Name: Paul
Birthday: July 5, 1980
Birthplace: Bossier City, LA
Current Location: Aviano, PN, Italy
Eye Color: Depends on what I'm wearing
Hair Color: Dark brown/blonde (the military HATES this lol)
Height: 6'3"
Right or Left-Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American. That's all I'll admit to.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots
Your Weakness: White chocolate macadamia cookies from Subway
Your Fear: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Whatever as long as the chick delivering it is hot
Goal For This Year: Get the hell out of Italy.
Most Overused Phrase on IMs: ":)"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who are you and where did you come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything about me is perfect LOL
Your Bedtime: Anywhere between 5pm and 2am (or anytime period on weekends)
Your Most Missed Memory: Singing "Closing Time" drunk off Crovossier working for McDonalds trying to clean up the grill at 2am with J-Ro
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Mountain Dew. Is there anything else?
McDonalds or Burger King: I don't eat garbage.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Diet Mountain Dew
Do you Smoke: No - quit since 2002 :]
Do you Swear: Define this swearing shit...
Do you Sing: All the damn time! Especially in my car...
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Been there, screwed it up, back for round 2.
Do you want to get Married: Absolutely... not.
Do you belive in yourself: If you can't believe in yourself, who can you believe in?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Negative.
Do you think you are Attractive: Affirmative.
Are you a Health Freak: Define "freak"!
Do you get along with your Parents: Singular. And decent I suppose.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Until they cut my power and I lose internet...
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar - though I havent improved since 1998 lol.
Ever been Drunk: Affirmative.
Ever been called a Tease: Affirmative.
Ever been Beaten up: Affirmative.
Ever Shoplifted: Long ago. Young and stupid.
How do you want to Die: I cannot die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys-R-Us Kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legally?
Number of CDs I own: 4
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0 (I sometimes draw on myself with a marker to make it look like I have one tho... j/k)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Things? Unknown. People? 1. Will I repeat it? Negative.

In the Past Month:
Drank Alcohol? Negative.
Smoked? Negative.
Been on Drugs? Negative.
Gone on a Date? Negative.
Gone to a Mall? Negative.
Eaten a Box of Oreos? Those things will kill you.
Eaten Sushi? Unfortunately, negative.
Been on Stage? More than once.
Been Dumped? Not officially, I guess.
Gone Skinny Dipping? The general public is not worthy.
Stolen Anything? My boss's ID card.

Music:

    Jpop Alternative Anything Else Good

Movies:

    LoTR Kumo no Mukou, Yakusoku no Basho Saishuuheiki Kanojo

Television:

There was no other place to put this lol.

Books:

    Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time