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DJ Do's And Don't'sDo'sKnow your DJ's name. His name is NOT "Hey DJ"!Tip your DJ more than a fucking dollar!Look fly! There's nothing better than a sharply dressed club goer dancing on the floor.Offer your DJ a drink, even a bottled water.At closing time, applaud your DJ. He may throw you a mixed CD. I know I do every once in a while.Hand gestures suck, especially if the DJ doesn't know sign language. A simple thumbs up is a nice gesture.Go with a bunch of friends. The more the merrier! They may even end up buying all of your drinks!Go to clubs that play music you like or go on nights that suite your desires.Dont'sWhen a DJ has headphones on his head, a hand on the mixer, and the other hand on the turntable, HE'S MIXING!!! He can't hear you through the monitors. WAIT 'TIL HE'S DONE!If you're at a Hip Hop club, don't ask the DJ to play Def Leppard or anything non-Hip Hop. It's such a slap in the face and an insult to the DJ's talent."...But I'll get laid if you play this song!" DJ's don't care if you go home with your right hand. It's the oldest excuse in the book to hear a song."You didn't even play my song!" A lot of DJs mix for about 4 hours (Even more in some cases), it's not their fault your ass was late getting to the club.Don't expect the DJ to play a song you've requested next. A real DJ has a format they follow which gives them the opportunity to play "everything". He'll get to your song when he can.Asking a DJ to look through his music is a NO-NO! The club hired the DJ to mix the music, not for you to shine and look important in the DJ booth.If you have that much of a problem with what music the DJ is playing, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! Do you go to McDonald's and ask for a fucking Whopper?Don't come to the club looking ike you just rolled out of bed. You look stupid and people will laugh at you.