Urine test |
URINE TESTLike a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to getthat paycheck, I am required to pa... Posted by Mike on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST |
Friends with Benefits??? |
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?? Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date y... Posted by Mike on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST |
Cheating Hurts |
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings...Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.She walks into the next room.Girl: Hey! What's up... Posted by Mike on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Car Quiz |
09-Oct-2007
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1.Have you ever received a speeding ticket? YES about 6 years ago2. What's the fastest you've ever driven?148MPH3. Do you listen to music in your car?Thats a stupi... Posted by Mike on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Is God Really That Boring??? |
Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]?Why are we so ((bored)) when we look a... Posted by Mike on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST |
The Soldier’s Mother’s Creed |
THE SOLDIERS MOTHERS CREED~ I am the mother of an American Soldier. I give my complete and unwavering support to my soldier. As my son serves the people of the United States, so I humbly offer up pray... Posted by Mike on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST |
Would you? |
1. Would you bang your neighbor?Probably not.2. What describes your relationship status?single3. Where are you right now ?In Oregon4. Do you play paintball?Yea5. Do you live with your parents?Nope6. W... Posted by Mike on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:03:00 PST |
don’t be shy |
I really hope my mother doesn't see this....1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider havingsex with? yes2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? all day is good3. Wha... Posted by Mike on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:47:00 PST |
Surgery |
The good news is that my surgery was completed with only minor complications, and now the slow and very painful recovery process has begun. I wish they let me keep the pictures, My tonsils were about ... Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:14:00 PST |
New pictures |
Hey I just posted some new pics, let me know what ya think. Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST |