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Elbe

The Early Learning Bitch

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I'm Elbe. What can I say? I have a large collection of hats, I enjoy dressing up(probably more than someone my age should),I'm into punk and stuff. I play the guitar(ish) . I come from the wonderful city that is Brighton and Hove, Gay Capital of... England?? or is it UK? Europe? Err.. I love art, and I make my own clothes under the label "answers on page 64" (for pictures look in the images section and check out the pokemon prom dress I made). As a child I used to have an imaginary canoe that seemlessly got me from A to B (not surpirsingly, all my friends suddenly wanted a lift back from school)! I enjoy doing stuff generally as long as I'm back for neighbours (joke... I can always tape it!) ;) I'm quite retro,very into the 80s and 70s, and often fail in keeping up with all the new music that's spouting from the world, but atleast I attempt. Just a little poem I worte when I was little, don't worry, I already know I'm a genius!

My Interests



Dave Vanian- best voice ever.

I'd like to meet:

celebrity-wise? or what? I've got my ultimate shortlist down to 5: 1. David Bowie 2. Bruce Foresythe 3. Iggy Pop 4. Dick Van Dyke 5. Kyle Maclachlan (do you like how I've tried to hide the fact that I've got a thing for old men by interpsersing them with cool people???) Any band that I have respect for or anyone I consder cool... 1.Noel fielding (again) 2.Rolf Harris (get in!) 3.80s matchbox b-line disaster (I see them around but it's not quite the same) 4.Anyone from the programme Twin Peaks (preferably the midget) 5.Richard O'Brien (if a bigger legend exists I have yet to find them) 6.Roy Walker (just imagine the photo) 7.Any old shcool punk bands ....the list goes on......

Music:

MUSIC IS WELL BLINGING. Eighties Matchbox b-line disaster, POLYSICS The Ramones, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, Adam Ant, Sham 69, The Adverts, The White Rose Movement, The Damned, Dustin's Barmitzvah, The Adored, The Paddingtons, Motley Crue, Robots in disguise, The Glitterati, The Hives, New York Dolls, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, KISS, the Gossip, T-REX, The Klaxons, David Bowie, Generation X (and Billy Idol), The Rolling Stones (I "heart" Keith Richards) Johnny Thunders random eightie's cheesey music, etc. etc.etc.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Back to the Future, Labyrinth(Bowie: Genius),Basket case, Waynes world 1&2, Ghostbusters 1&2, The Goonies, Airheads, Rock n Roll Highschool,Pulp Fiction, Fur, A Matter of Life and Death, Son of Rambo, Hard Candy, Pirates of the Carribean 3, Pan's Labyrinth, Queen of the damned, Napoleon Dynamite, Pootie Tang, New Guy, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, Edward Scissor hands, Beetlejuice, Billy Madison, Robin Hood Men in Tights,to die for,the intruder,the leprechaun series,the house that dripped blood, Moulin Rouge, one flew over the cuckoos nest, Jesus Christ Superstar, the nightmare before christmas,dodgeball,mirrormask, Return to Oz, Happy Gilmore,The wedding singer, Walk the line, Final destination trilogy, Saw. , chessey old horror films like the gruesome twosome etc.. AHAHAHA I have just realised that the first 3 films n my list are all time-travel films set in the 80s.

Television:

TWIN PEAKS! TWIN PEAKS! TWIN PEAKS! TWIN PEAKS! BEST PROGRAMME EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!!! RIGHT NOW!! GO ON! DO IT! WATCH IT! IT'S SO AMAZING!
Second Favourite, It's gotta be THE MIGHTY BOOSH. Best piece of comedy I have ever seen, plus it really reflects my life.... that worries me abit though. My favourite episode from series 1 is either "Bollo" cos mr. Susan is my homeboy and i love the ape of death song, or "jungle" because i can't imagine my life without Tommy Nucar's cheese song. In series 2 my favourite episode is "The legend of Old Gregg" because I love the fact that old Gregg is loosely based on Rick James and the whole feel to that episode has a really cool yet dark undertone. But it must have been soooo much fun to film the "New Sound" one. I would've loved to be on set for that! The imagery! The new, lovable characters! The celebrity appearances! Ooohh.. that episode keeps me warm on dark winters nights.
TWIN PEAKS! Gee whiz, what a programme! The bit where the little dude in the red room is talking backwards/forwards and then starts dancing... GENIUS! (I "heart" the log-lady)
Third Favourite THE A-TEAM!!!!!!! duhduhduhduh... duhduhduh! I love Howlin' Mad Murdock!! he's my boyf!
And let's not be hasty! NEIGHBOURS! the light of my life, literally, I can;t live without it! Chris Cousens is my bessie!
PLUS..... Peewee's playhouse,Diagnosis Murder, House, Poirot,ace ventura,scrubs,maid marrion and her merry men,ren and stimpy, cow and chicken, fosters home for imaginary friends, peep show, knightrider, nathan barley, scrubs, Funhouse, Wizadora, ZZZZAP!,the simpsons,south park,HEROES! Big Cook Little Cook, The Young Ones,Ren And Stimpy,Murder City, Dr. Terrible's House Of Horrible, Rainbow, Balamory,Pimp My Ride,Never Mind The Buzzcocks,The Adam And Joe Show, AD/BC, Finders Keepers, Hogan Knows Best, Drawn Together, Life On Mars

Books:

I quite enjoyed the Da Vinci code. Gentlemen and Players, 1984, Little Women, Case Histories. I'm trying to get my hands on a copy of "PLEASE KILL ME" but I am skint at the moment so it'll have to wait.footnote- I now am reading PLEASE KILL ME- fucking amazing book.footnote2- I have been reading PLEASE KILL ME for like 4 years.

Heroes:

If we're talking superheroes then I like Hong Kong Phooey! He was amazing, and he had that little car! But normal heroes... i don't really have one.. they keep on changing with my goals in life!
You Belong in 1964
If you scored...

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

What Year Do You Belong In?

My Blog

It must be my lucky day

The day started out with me waking with a start at 6 in the morning- fretting about the dredded results. Soon though my curiosity, worry, and sheer terror had subsided when I opened my resuts to find ...
Posted by Elbe on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:04:00 PST

Pirates Are WE

Although this happened a while ago, I just never got round to writing a blog about it and I truly feel it deserves one. A while ago, back in the midst of winter, me and Jaimie "girl-jaimie" McSorely w...
Posted by Elbe on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

SNOW SNOW BOT DERRA YOU GO!

I decided that I miss occaisionally writing blogs. Today it snowed. It snowed more than ever before. Let’s start at the beginning.... This is a poem I wrote at a young age and I really feel lik...
Posted by Elbe on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:44:00 PST

ELBE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! (childrens entertainment)

After a day full of sorting crisps, preparing food, and writing "SUPER Sweet 16!" on tiny green flags, the party was about to get swinging and yet the music system had not arrived! However the many f...
Posted by Elbe on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

New Year's Eve

Before we start, let me get a few things straight, 1. Who's the gorgeous girl? That's Candice my beautiful and extremly photogenic friend. I love her. 2. Yes, these are bad pictures of me, all of the...
Posted by Elbe on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

The joys of a Kinder Egg

The joys of a Kinder Egg Current mood: quixotic Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping After a long hard trip to Camden, there's nothing I felt more like doing than getting my teeth into a piece of german...
Posted by Elbe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:50:00 PST

I got addicted....

  You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker! Rocker, Mosher   75% Trendy   50% Goth   45% Emo   45% Skater   30% Prepy ...
Posted by Elbe on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST

My special interview with Tom and Jamie

Let me set the scene Im sitting in a trendy apartment in Doncaster, Im huddled in a leather 1-seater with my note-pad clutched in hand, staring at the most humbling musicians that the world has produc...
Posted by Elbe on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

Spice up your life!

Hi biatches!still in my pyjamas... but its like 6. I love holidays! On sunday me and zach went on a picnic in... wait for it... Coldene. It was (as the name ironically suggests) fucking freezing... ye...
Posted by Elbe on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST

Sex, Drugs, and ROCK N ROLL!!

Hey Guys! I'm listening to Pink Elephants on Parade! THis is genius! Ah crap it's finished. Oh well Blondie is just as good...well almost...! Had an interesting week. On Saturday I was in an incredibl...
Posted by Elbe on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST