I used to be a professional bowler on the PBA tour. I broke my arm last year trying to pick up a 7-10 splitter. now im just lifting weights and training in the altitude of Maine getting ready for next bowling season. But my true love is perfecting my falconer skills. My falcon Donald is my best friend. He soars high through the sky and then returns to my arm with a tasty morsel, perhaps a field mouse or a mole. Sometimes we cuddle by the fireside and watch falcon porn. And if you believe any of this, or even worse, share these interests, please do not contact me.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A gorgeous girl who loves sex. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a girl who would be extremely mad at me for saying that.