.. Make Poverty History . . . Cheaper Drugs Now!
.I Live For My Friends & Family.
.Eve Is My Rock! I Love Her... HARD!.
.She Buys Me Wall-e Pez!.
.We Communicate With Grunts & Insults.
.Its Scary How Well We Know Each Other.
.I Love Watching Miami Ink.
.I LOVE Tattoos.
.I Am The Most Sarcastic Person You Will Ever Meet.
.FACT.
.I Love Cars.
.Yes Cars, Not Fiats.
.They Are Not Cars!.
.My Car Is Called Balthazar.
.Baz For Short.
.I'll Miss Tarquin.
.Lorry Drivers Piss Me Off.
.I Have A Weird Obsession With Hand Cream.
.Bank Holidays Are Always The Best Nights Out.
.Gerard Way Is Shit Hot.
.The Bingo Fox Gives Me The Willies.
.So Do Hairy Men.
.Mark Ronson Is A Cock.
.I Still Can't Believe Heather Ledger Is Dead =[.
.I Was Born In The Wrong Era.
.Johnny Cash Is Truely Amazing.
.Im Easily Confused.
.I Still Miss The Old Days.
.It sucks.
.The People Who's Main Aim In Life Is To Get Pissed All The Time Bore Me.
.I Want To Marry Gok Wan.
.Theres So Many Talents I Wish I Had.
.Buy Me Wine & I'll Love You Forever
.I Love Bananas.. But Hate Banana Flavoured Things.
.Everyone Seems To Be In A Band These Days.
.Im Not.
.It Worries Me That Vic Reeves Looks Better In A Dress Than Me.
.Chasing Cars Will Be My Funeral Song.
.Im The Odd One Out In My Family.
.Its A Good Thing.
.So Theres A Load Of Crap You Didn't Wanna Know.
.You Can Think Whatever You Like Of Me Because, Frankly Dear I Don't Give A Damn!.
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