the bat |
I refused any plans to see The Dark Knight this weekend because Delta-area crowds are notoriously annoying. Compound this with the fact we only have like one movie theater for 50 miles or so and there...
Posted by beave of byrden on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:11:00 PST |
fickshun |
I started a bar to become a writer. I cordoned off an arena. I secured myself a control group. And I set about swiping their stories. Their trials became mine. My pen stabbed the words from mid-air li...
Posted by beave of byrden on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:49:00 PST |
delta snow |
They're calling for snow tonight. All the old-timers are falling for it, too. Hook, line, and fuckin' sinker. Hasn't been long enough since the last time it snowed. Oh, it was a while ago. Since the l...
Posted by beave of byrden on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST |
albatross |
Everywhere else, the sky is irrelevant. I take no notice anywhere else. Here it's distracting. It's imposing. It rides your shoulders like an external conscience. An angel-devil combo that offers no a...
Posted by beave of byrden on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST |
Jesus, I don’t wanna die alone |
It's a murderous moon tonight. The crop is out and nothing's pressing in the morning. I'm a big boy with no strings all of a sudden. Got nobody to answer to but myself and whoever catches me. They'll ...
Posted by beave of byrden on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST |
the common reactor |
I'll present you 100 proofs of the human condition. The ground will crack beneath the weight of our needs and dreams yet we expect to withstand the pressure. We won't. We will all fail this task. Some...
Posted by beave of byrden on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST |
a call to arms |
Do you see what I see, Mr. Imes? I cracked the code. It only took a quarter-century of hypothesizing. Less testing than observation with the world as my control. My American south isn't slow. It isn't...
Posted by beave of byrden on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST |
suddenly it's as clear as clear can be |
Give me a big, green balloon. I want one big enough with enough helium to raise me on my tiptoes. Give me the illusion I'm struggling to keep myself grounded while reaching for something way over my h...
Posted by beave of byrden on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST |
stop me if you've heard this one (x-post) |
If this has been theorized before, please forgive me. I mean, like before I brought it up to a few people a couple months back. If not, I'm a man of genius and beard. Slather me with love.Garfield. I'...
Posted by beave of byrden on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST |
not on my watch |
It has come to my attention society is unwilling to concede the potential for a zombie outbreak. I will now assume the duty of preparing myself and those I love for this very real threat. John Paul, I...
Posted by beave of byrden on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST |
