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About Me

I am a disciple of Christ.

My Interests

I like books and movies. I don't like music. My favorite candy-bar is Snickers. It satisfies.

I'd like to meet:

I'll meet anyone. Except for sexual predators. I don't want to meet any of those. I also don't want to meet people that get excited when Jerry Bruckheimer or Paul W. Anderson come out with a new movie. They are probably worse than sexual predators.

Music:

I used to like music, but it all sounds the same now. I'm not saying that because I'm old. I'm saying that because I'm smart.

Movies:

Time Travel

These are the whitest kids you know.

Old School NES Zelda Commercial

If a movie isn't over here kicking some ass, it should be somewhere else taking names. Unless it was directed by Michael Bay. Those movies usually just show up at my house and eat all my food while I awkwardly suggest that it's worn out its welcome.

Television:

The Office, The Tick, Arrested Development, The Critic, The Family Guy, American Dad. I only watch funny tv shows.

Books:

The Bible. Harry Potter, The Institutes of the Christian Religion, Velvet Elvis, The Dark Tower Series. Nothing by Tim LaHaye or Jerry B. Jenkins.

Heroes:

Jesus, or as I like to call him, "The Big Jeez." We are tight. My heroes who are not fully God and fully man include, but are not limited to: John Calvin, Martin Luther, Augustine, Athanasius and Rocky Freakin' Balboa.

My Blog

Moments with Eric: Cribs

Hey guys,This is the time that I was featured on MTV Cribs. Directed by Joe Trimmer. ...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:44:00 PST

Moments with Eric: The Ghost Tour

Hey guys,This is a video of the ghost tour I gave around Lawrenceville. Directed by Joe Trimmer. ...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:09:00 PST

Moments with Eric: The Lemonade Stand

Hey kids,Here is a video about the time I had to start a lemonade stand in order to make ends meet. It is directed by Joe Trimmer. ...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:13:00 PST

Eric Casts His Vote in 2008!

Hey guys, I finally found a candidate that I can support in this election. http://www.zod2008.com/
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:09:00 PST

W and I have something in common.

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Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:56:00 PST

Eric's Public Service Announcement.

This post was brought to you by the letters H, I, and V.Girls who wear the shirt "I Maybe if the shirt went something like this, it would be true:1 or...th3 m@trx rulz!!1!!1!!!!1111Either of those wou...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Candy, candy, candy!

I was way hungry on my way home from work, so I picked up a snickers, a crispy butterfinger and a 20 oz. cola. By the time I got home, I was having cold flashes and my nose started bleeding.&nbs...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

Mind of Mencia goes well with not laughing!

People that think Mind of Mencia is funny also have a favorite Mad TV character. If you think that Mind of Mencia is funny, you should probably wear tight underwear so your sperm count never gets high...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

I don't need 3 of these.

I don't think I can keep up with three different journals. If you would like to read about my real life: www.livejournal.com/users/sonofjorel33 If you would like to read about my fake life: ww...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am way too big for my britches

I went to a NYE party last night where there was a video camera. I know that I am tall, but I guess I didn't really have an idea of how tall. If you don't know me in person, just know that I am awkw...
Posted by Eric to the Ryall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST