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About Me


Aye duders, just call me Steve. I like bears a bit too much but not as much as my girlfriend, ha I'm a corny fucker. Street fighter is pretty badass too though. I'm a bear, a big ass bear. I'm like fuckin' huge. Watch out, i'll get ya, with my BEAR hands, ha ha ho! Oh well, I'm pretty chill, lets be buddies.
1.whooper with cheese
When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.
Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!
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My Blog

Lawn Decorations?

Ah dear, Saturday night can be quite exillerating and it sure as hell was today. I mean, what can be better then driving around til 12:30 am and "borrowing" others lawn decorations. Why yes, I drove a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:44:00 GMT

WALLMART

Goooodness, who would have ever thought one could spend more then one hour, in Wallmart. Well kiddos, I fucking did it. My dear, dear friends and I bought us some delicious goodies (sugar free gum/min...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:55:00 GMT

UGH NO NO NO!

Hm, so, apparantly, my heart seems to be quite excited all the time. It goes THUMP THUMP THUMP and I go oh dear oh dear OH DEAR! For then my left arm goes a little numb from all the god damn excitemen...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:43:00 GMT

OH SWEET JESUS

ONCE UPON A TIME, OH YES, I WENT THURR, A TIME, THERE WAS A BEEEAUTIFUL PUSSY, CAT, YES. IT WAS SIMPLY GORGEOUS JUST LIKE YOU DOLL FACE. OH, DID I MAKE YOU BLUSH?! OH BABY.ANYWHO, THEE CATS NAME WAS O...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:10:00 GMT

LAWLSLAWLS

WELL ARENT I JUSTNIFTY.8D Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation ||||||||||||...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:10:00 GMT

WOWLYKEHAWT

OMG! OOOH MY GAWD! WOW! So, yes, Ima on this HARDCOREGAWTH site, wow, I feel like, so dark now. Wow. Just wanna get satan RIGHT in me man RIGHTINFUCKINGME! D:   Really though she is hawt.  ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:11:00 GMT

UNICORN

I'm a unicorn. People ride on me for a penny. If that bitch doesn't pay I horribly dismember their vagina. Oh what's that, you don't HAVE a vagina? PSH YOU WILL NOW! Then I make them eat dead cat fetu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:47:00 GMT

EW

OMG OKAY SO ONE DAY I'LL FIND A HERD OF FAT KIDS AND FEED THEM SOME CUPCAKES. BUT THEY WILL HAVE LAXATIVES IN THEM. THEN THEY WILL BE ALL LIKE I WANT MORE MORE MORE! THEN THEY GO AND SHIT THEIR BRAINS...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:44:00 GMT

Nipple...

Ok so like Jesus called me up one day and was like, "Hey slut c'mon down stairs and we can go shopping!" So i got like ALL excited and was like, "Fuck yes!' So like I put on some clothes cuz I was all...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:42:00 GMT