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About Me

I go to bakeries all day long. I constantly compare myself to other more cool, attractive, successful people. I watch documentaries for my life is not real enough. And I uh buy flowers on Valentines Day but have no one to give them to. Alright.

My Interests

Weed and Hennessy

I'd like to meet:

One of those chicks that looks all punk and hip but is really a spoiled rich chick. She can date me to reassure herself she's not a poseur and support both of us with daddy's cradit card. That would be nice. Yeah.

Music:

I don't hear anything.

Movies:

Lola

Television:

Simpsons and That 70's Show on tapes that Grosso has.

Books:

are the downfall of society, and I'm happy to be a contributing factor to that as a reader. Good question. Next?

Heroes:

JC and Dylan