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About Me

You kind of freak me out
"If I'm no Schwimmer, you're no Aniston!"
Writer, Producer, Associate Creative Director, Ass-Tapper, Retarded ManChild with a broad vocabulary

My Blog

Kevin Reads! a.k.a. The Books I Read in 2008

Looking back at the books I read in 2008, I see they generally fall into four categories: British, Historic, Atheism and Faulkner. There is no rhyme or reason (or radish) for the choices, but I do try...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:51:00 GMT

There are times when a man has to speak out...

...and stand up to a great evil he sees before him, an evil that threatens to engulf us, and spread like a contagion across the land, affecting every man, woman and child (as contagions are wont to do...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:36:00 GMT

Multiple-choice quiz

Who are these two guys?1) The dream cast for Rob Zombie's remake of "Twins"2) Real twins justifiably abandoned at birth3) Suspects in a multiple homicide4) Meth lab entrepreneurs in Pekin5) Shady
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Cindy McCain...a man?

According to a new National Enquirer story, Cindy McCain is having an affair and there are photographs that "prove" it. Now, normally I couldn't give a shit about stuff like this, but then I read this...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:14:00 GMT

I want to thank you.

You are a really good friend and I just wanted to tell you that. I don't say it often enough, I know. But you really are a good friend. I want to thank you for every moment we have. Every single livin...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Hey, remember me?...and an election message from Louis CK

I'm really thinking about blogging more.I'm just thinking about it. Just thinking. Thinking. Not acting. Not doing. Not performing in any way. I'm not your fucking monkey.In fact, fuck you. Who do you...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:16:00 GMT

What St. Patrick’s Day means to me


Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:01:00 GMT

The State LIVE!

I haven’t been on Myspace much lately. Have you missed me? To be honest, I haven’t really missed you. In fact, I kind of hate you. Which is totally cool. Don’t worry about it. It&rsq...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:36:00 GMT

Stella: Obama is NOT against rainbows!

Stella on Barack
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:49:00 GMT

Eugene Mirman: Scientologist

Get ready for some intense ethics.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:48:00 GMT