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Heather Zee

Shit's weak! Shit's weak!

About Me

I like my friends. Some more than others. You are probably "others"
I have the same birthday as Chuck Norris. And Osama bin Laden. Don't fuck with me.
I cry when weirdos bother me. Then I make people handle them.
I want to be smarter than I think I am.
I like ugly guys.

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My Interests

Craig's List personal ads.
Fantasy Baseball ((GO METALHEADS, GO!))
The hipster bike revolution.
Dislexic tourists.
Ice cream.
El Cubbies

Yeah, it s a Stegosaurus. I like them. Sue me.

I'd like to meet:

Dee Dee Ramone on 53rd and 3rd.
The Irish.
Indie bands.
Boys who wanna make out with me on their smoke breaks.
Win Butler. Just to ask him why the eff a Canadian is telling me who to vote for.

Music:

Pitchfork Music Festival:Saturday, July 19:12:30 p.m. Boban i Marko Markovic Orkestar (B)1:00 p.m. Titus Andronicus (C)1:25 p.m. A Hawk and a Hacksaw (B)1:30 p.m. Jay Reatard (A)2:00 p.m. Caribou (C)2:20 p.m. Icy Demons (B)3:00 p.m. Fleet Foxes (A)3:15 p.m. Fuck Buttons (B)4:00 p.m. Dizzee Rascal (C)4:15 p.m. The Ruby Suns (B)5:00 p.m. Vampire Weekend (A)5:20 p.m. Elf Power (B)6:00 p.m. !!! (C)6:25 p.m. Extra Golden (B)7:00 p.m. The Hold Steady (A)7:30 p.m. Atlas Sound (B)8:00 p.m. Jarvis Cocker (C)8:25 p.m. No Age (B)9:00 p.m. Animal Collective (A)

Movies:

Raging Bull.

Television:

Seinfeld is the funniest show ever made, imho.George Costanza is one of the best characters in TV history, no surprise he's based on Larry David. Curb Your Enthusiasm is funny as hell.

Books:

Guns, Germs and Steel.

Heroes:

All of the people who created the things I love. Tom Gabel, David Milch, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve McQueen, Chris Martin, My parents, Shakespeare, Noam Chomsky, Jane Austin, Tom Brokaw, Anthony Bourdain, Andy Falkous, Ricky Gervais, Tomas Lindberg, David Simon, Stanley Kubrick, the list goes on and on. But not the person who created Star Wars. I hate that guy ;)

My Blog

Throw Roves ass in jail.

First, let me begin by stating that Karl Rove is the devil. Now I shall proceed. The Bush administration has steadily chipped away at our freedoms and our position as the world's superpower. They hav...
Posted by Heather Zee on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:55:00 PST

Soooooooo

I just wanted to express my love (again) for The Office. It is awesome. And I love DVR. I can watch what I want when I want. And here's a tip. Don't talk too loud, no matter where you are. The wrong p...
Posted by Heather Zee on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:13:00 PST

TasteofAKsFiregamebirthday

Day 1: Lisamarie came here on a warm, sunny Thursday. It was the last one. We went to Angels and Kings opening night. It was awesome. I did a Pete mugshot. Its funny. Then we went to Delilah's. I dra...
Posted by Heather Zee on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:46:00 PST

Weekend. End of the week? Week of the end.

Lots of stuff to cover, friends. -Elephant and Castle is awesome. The food is kick ass. My very English mother gives the Fish & Chips a thumbs up (I know, that sounded like that pizza thing to rem...
Posted by Heather Zee on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:17:00 PST

Random.

Okay, here are some random thoughts that have been running through my mind: -The new Coldplay album is awesome. I love Chris. Kudos to Mr. Eno. -Angelina Jolie sucks. Seriously, I'm so sick of her and...
Posted by Heather Zee on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:04:00 PST

New

Goodbye. I won't see you as me anymore. You will only see her. And that's the new me. What a difference a day makes. I hate you.
Posted by Heather Zee on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:46:00 PST

Im even more confused.

So in an effort to answer some of the questions that I have about life, I have been reading and researching the opposing theories of intelligent design and evolution. Intelligent design bases itself p...
Posted by Heather Zee on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:55:00 PST

Tour hell

Okay, Lollapalooza is August 1-3 at Grant Park Warped Tour is August 2 in Tinley Park I have a feeling Radiohead is going to play Lolla August 2. Maybe August 3. But Against Me! is playing Warped. As ...
Posted by Heather Zee on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:15:00 PST

Kumas fucking rules

Please, PLEASE! tell me why Kuma's is the coolest fuckin' place in the city right now. Every time I go, I love it more. I'm taking the fam there when they come in next week. Dude, I had the Motorhead....
Posted by Heather Zee on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:44:00 PST

Am I being overly dramatic?

Or does http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html not want to make you punch babies? I want to kill almost every person pictured. Is that wrong???? And please tell me why all the shit that th...
Posted by Heather Zee on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:48:00 PST