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amy

Kill anybody in green dressing gowns! My intense hatred of this is starting to fail, so please inspi

About Me

Bit tapped. I enjoy tourturing squirrels and for those of you who may argue, they are not helpless cute animals. They are the vermin of the earth and the root of all problems! Apart from my hatred for squirrels and green dressing gowns I have a massive love for the majority of things on this planet. By the way if you want to eat lettuce eat it like an apple as the texture and the way the the leaves fold together will make you grin and make you want to eat more lettuce.

My Interests

Killing people in green dressing gowns, eating squirrels and maggots. People who capture my imagination for more than ten seconds. Bob. Cactus worship on a Sunday morning.

I'd like to meet:

Potato heads. Anyone who can do a better belly fart than me. Someone with two heads and an extra little toe. Anyone who can handle my cat - the freak!

Music:

No. I'm sick of people defining themselves by this, there is more to this world! Yes it plays an important part of stimuli to us basic humans, it means a lot to me, it's beauty and it's style, but so do trees and the natural wonder around us that so many take for granted. THINK!

Movies:

Definately not. Again, read above.

Television:

What's that? I do not have square eyes and prefer to be more inventive with my time.

Books:

Good to throw at people in green dressing gowns. But there are some amazing ones out there. Anything by Jackie Collins though is good ammo.

Heroes:

Any body who does not possess a green dressing gown. People who have a real vibrance however naieve it may be, we are sometimes too consumed in proving ourselves we forget the important little things. Bob because he makes me smile and he's the most wonderful person in my life!

My Blog

QUIZ!

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Posted by amy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST