How do you fill this in without sounding like an arse?
I don't think you can.
I'm in denial about my age, I'm officially a 20-year-old living in a 30-year-olds body.
I'm still convinced that one gym visit a week will soon have me looking like Brad Pitt, when combined with my beer and pies diet.
I'm basically a living, breathing cliche of the modern British male. And I'm not ashamed of it.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Kylie. And her sister.
Other than that, anyone. I'm not fussy.
