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william h.c.r.

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About Me

i like to fix stuff. i work at a porsche shop. i go to some libraries a couple times a week. i like film, and scotch, and english. working on my car, radiohead.. steak. i go to valencia, and i want to move to london and be a stock broker.
shyte:
  • rednecks.
  • litter.
  • america. i can't wait to get away from you mcdonalds-eating ford-driving walmart-shopping miller-light-drinking republican-voting american-idol-watching bastards. speed limits.
  • how capitalism compromises food.
  • everything that beeps and buzzes and rings and dings and demands immediate attention.
  • 99% of tv and radio.
  • american cheese. what an abomination.
  • advertising - commercials, telemarketing, pop-ups, junk mail, flyers, billboards.. keep your agenda out of my fuckin throat please.

    • oui oui:
  • anything grey. like goose, or poupon, or weather.
  • porsche.
  • bonfires.
  • the enzian.
  • antiques.
  • the criterion collection.
  • kegs.
  • english accents.
  • chess.
  • the stock exchange.
  • pinstripes.
  • cheese. neufchâtel cheese.
  • canoeing.
  • grammar.
  • formula 1 races (not to be confused with nascar, etc. (go schumacher)).
  • the right song at the right time.

    • My Interests

  • kieslowski.
  • radiohead.
  • porsche.
  • scotch.

    • I'd like to meet:


  • (pale) girls (from london (with castle(s))).
  • stravinsky.
  • kandinsky.
  • kieslowski.
  • tarkovsky.

    • if you want to do anything of significance, your name pretty much has to end in 'sky'.

    Music:


  • radiohead.
  • tom waits.
  • beirut.
  • refused.
  • sleeping states.
  • detektivbyrÃ¥n.
  • man... or astro-man?.
  • russian circles.
  • grizzly bear.
  • fugazi.
  • (old) midlake.
  • nouvelle vague.
  • yann tiersen.
  • menomena.
  • the faint.
  • tapes 'n tapes.
  • rachmaninoff.
  • ten kens.
  • converge.
  • vector lovers.

    • Movies:



  • krzysztof kieslowski.
  • andrei tarkovsky.
  • béla tarr.
  • yasujiro ozu.
  • françois truffaut.
  • peter greenaway.
  • chan-wook park.
  • abbas kiarostami.
  • gaspar noé.
  • robert bresson.
  • pen-ek ratanaruang.
  • luis buñuel.
  • lars von trier.
  • david lynch.
  • wong kar-wai.
  • leos carax.

    • Television:



  • hieronymus bosch.
  • marcel duchamp.
  • salvador dali.
  • william turner.
  • leonardo da vinci.
  • georges barque.

    • Books:


  • samuel taylor coleridge.
  • ee cummings.
  • franz kafka.
  • john keats.
  • umberto eco.
  • henry david thoreau.
  • john kennedy toole.
  • william cullen bryant.
  • ralph waldo emerson.
  • voltaire.
  • jonathan swift.

    • Heroes:


  • cool hand luke.
  • henry david thoreau.
  • rosa parks.
  • anyone else with a well-timed "go fuck yourself."
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    My Blog

    and all the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes

    well it's 9th and hennepinthe broken umbrellas, like dead birds and the steam comes out of the grills like the whole goddamn town's ready to blow.and all the rooms they smell like dieseland you take o...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

    andy warhol..

    sucks.i don't care how innovative and avant-garde his work is. and yes, i understand the metaphorical intracacies of the cambell's tomato soup can picture. i continue, however, to be bound by somethin...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

    i don't care what you say...

    ...airplanes just don't make sense....math should be done my way....chuck norris could kick jackie chan's ass....dust on fan blades is impossible. ...if it's not chocolate, it should be....smart peopl...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:17:00 PST

    bonnaroo (pictures)

    I heard there were 110,000 people at the radiohead concert. beck:tom petty:matisyahu:phil lesh of greatful dead friends:sonic youth:the streets:les claypool:...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST

    kind of an emotional weather report

    kind of an emotional weather reportchance of fog, chance of showers into the afternoon with tornado watches issued shortly before noon sunday for areas including the western region of my mental health...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST

    the girls from work (all pictures).

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    Posted by william h.c.r. on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST

    a shitty movie everyone loves.

    sin city although the opening scene of this movie was rather alluring, 9 maimings, 15 decapitations and 28 gunfights later, the averagely-bloodthirsty spectator might find himself wondering "how coul...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

    alright alright, stop whining. here it is.

    willburger: the legend revealedset your stove to 5 1/2 and heat approximately 2 assloads of olive oil. add half the pepper you plan to use, as well as minced/powdered garlic. make a burger out of some...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST

    thursday friday saturday _________

    back to land for some steak, and then back out again...
    Posted by william h.c.r. on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

    oh thomas..

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    Posted by william h.c.r. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:01:00 PST