THE CONSPIRACY APPROACHES |
It isn't official but I'd like to be the first to recognise UFO fever. Over the past 6 months or so UFO sightings have been popping up in the news across britain. Shaky and blurred camera phone videos...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:49:00 GMT |
2008 |
Wilikers, haven't blogged in over a year.I gained a lot of friends in 2008, didn't make any enemies nor inspire angry mobs to rise up and chase me down the streets with torch, pitchfork and rabid weas...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:07:00 GMT |
Xmas list of doom |
Well it's another Christmas list. Last year's was a roaring success and I managed to receive absolutely nothing from said warrant i.e. the remote control socks and football helmet full of cottage chee...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:06:00 GMT |
SITTING IN THE DARK WITH STRANGERS, and other things that are socially wrong with the movies |
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
The sun is sunning, birds are birding and sheep are squiting out lots of lambs. Yes, summer is definitely anticipating the ebbe of spring which means that ALL THE KICK ASS...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:03:00 GMT |
"ROADKILL"- ANOTHER LIST THING, I think im funny so fuck off |
I love animals I really do. PLUTONICALLY of course. And yes, if I REALLY had an avid admiration for our non-human-brethren I wouldn't eat them with so much gusto. But that cow died so I could live and...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:18:00 GMT |
shlogans |
I swear to pants, IM HACKED OFF.
I went into the Biringham Bullring shopping centre to get myself a nifty new t-shirt. Have you been into the highstreet shops lately? There's sod all. Sure there's bu...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:05:00 GMT |
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO EVER KNEW ME |
I was in the tub this morning (yes I do wash...most of my body) and I had a little smirk;
Over the years; you have all given me a nickname (all of which I love) at one point or another.
So here's a l...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:41:00 GMT |
Dizzy dizzy vom vom |
Eeeeeurgh.
I've been dead ill. I had labrynthitis, it's a virus in your ear that makes u dead dizzy and fall down lots (which is quite funny really). It's like being really hung over but you didn't ha...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:38:00 GMT |
New Year's Resolution |
Hi everyone, I hope you had a pleasant and safe New Year's Eve.
I did, but it was a slightly uncomfortable New Year's Eve. I could not help but think of those less unfortunate than me. You see,...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
Grimbob's Gristmas List |
For Grismas I would like;
Candy
Beer
A big bag of Haribo jellies shaped like boobies
A frickin' massive troll doll
Cheese
A middle name
A motorcycle helmet filled with chocolate pudding
Remote control...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:12:00 GMT |
