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josh

One day chuck norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

About Me



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My Interests

yelling for no reason, reality checks, bustin out old rap lyrics out of no where, listing my interests, shock value humor, dreyers whole fruit bars, liguid hot magma, sleepin in, listenin to t-mow ramble, watchin Kira, Hayven and Damian grow up, swap meet/flee markets, the crab nebula, chris made BBQ, the homie hook-up, helpin friends when they need it, perfect booties, cruisin down the block in my 07, xbox, pimp slappin, chillin, being a fine upstanding citizen, walkin tray, playin air guitar/drums, walking up to strangers so they can get a good view of "the full moon", reverse triple gainers, space/time travel, cement belly flops, egging myself and others, begging beggars, one word...the robot...err 2 words, speed crawling competitions, extreme scrabble, acid rain, electric pencil sharpeners, driving in the right lane with my driver side blinker on, juggling flaming balls of fire with gas soaked rags covering my eyes, nap time, party time, hammer time, sexy time, potty time, private time, play time, drive time, night time

I'd like to meet:



Music:

sublime, outkast, alice in chains, pink floyd, tool, pearl jam, modest mouse, atmosphere, andre nikatina, nirvana, the game, g n r, sytem of a down, eminem, 2pac, tenacious d

Movies:

the departed, batman begins, children of men, casino royale, LOTR, The Incredibles, Half Baked, Ong Bak, Ninja Scroll, Super Troopers, Spriggan, Jay & Silent Bob, snatch, lock stock & 2 smokin barrels, mean girls, Appleseed, Goonies, Army of Darkness, Star Wars, Office Space, Sin City, Equilibrium, Akira, Underworld, Road Trip, 5th element, dazed and confused

Television:

TV sucks

Books:

Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Sports Ill. now those are good books

Heroes:

maybe...ur mom?