Good night."The Greatest Lobster Hiest In Recorded History"For Rachaels bday we all decided to go out to papaduaex. A few drinks later I had a vision, a good one. "We must steal a live lobster from the tank". I told everyone and they seemed skeptical to the idea, except Steven. I set out a little game plan. It was a two man mission to save the lobster from its horrible demise. You see? we have to kill it or else it will die. The plan was for one of us to distract the hosts. The Other was to snag the lobster and place it in a to-go bag. Then casualy walk out like we never stole a Lobster. I start to distact the hosts and it worked! I got 3 or 4 of them to pay attention. I could see Steve with his fucking hands in the tank and I started cracking up, Then He dropped the lobster on the floor. So I started cracking up even more. The hosts didn't know what the hell was going on, but they probably thought I was on drugs. Finally Steve gets the Lobster in the bag, But he did not see the waitress that was standing next to him at the moment. Steve starts to walk out so I stopped talking and left as well. On our way out the waitress says "are they suposed to take a lobster?" the mission was a success.Apartment 2305!All sorts of fucked up.The River. Friday night gtg at my place.Viva Las Vegas! With Rachael and SamanthaBest cake ever in the fucking world on my 22nd!
Seven, best movie ever made. Sick, twisted and clever.
I do not watch this flickering box, nor do I play video games.
Why read someone elses imagination.
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