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I'm a vegeterian who enjoys an occasional hamburger, chicken or any kind of meat actually. I love board games shoots n ladders anyone? Hopscotch on a frozen lake, flicking boogers while I drive my car (don't act like you don't either). I will tell you good news about switching car insurance to geico.CHECK ME OUT ON MY HIT SHOW EL BRUNO! ON UNIVISION ON SATURDAYS AT 1A.M. I play psychologist Dr. Bruno Martinez. I comfort a woman who is married to a Mexican Mobster Vincente Hernandez. His wife Guadalupe is scared and wants out and her attraction grows deeper for Dr. Martinez. It is not normal for me in my practice to do this type of counselling. I normally counsel traumatized victims. After a friend persuades me to help pay off his debt by doing a "favor" for the mob I find a new world I nevered wanted to be part of and at the same time I have a twisted curiousity about. If you find words that are mispelled orr don't make sense please forgive me english is not so good b>
I suck at the skin flute however, I do enjoy eating out. My dog sweetie had a sex change that cost a lot of moolah. Oh, I also do not like to use the word "money" I prefer (say it with me) "moolah"
I think Fresno should have a Death Star hotel and Casino with a Death Starbucks ran by the Wookie Tribe. The Fresno PD should also wear Storm Trooper outfits. That's what I would do if I were mayor.
I do stand-up comedy for more info messgae me and I will give you a t-shirt. That's right! Just message me about stand-up and I will give you a t-shirt of course you'll have to pay shipping. One more time a free t-shirt.
I can't stand porn it really bothers me. I do however, enjoy looking at pictures of naked people or animals having sex, but porn is N-A-S-T-Y. Another thing you should know about me is I will stalk you if I meet you at a restaraunt. I will get your info and then friend request you on myspace. But really folks aren't we talking about your space too? If you would like to book me for a show please refer to my site for other gigs like purse party's, Tupperware party's, pampered chef and AMWAY conventions please shoot me an email through my friends.
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