More than meets the eye |
I'm worried my friends. Very worried. Michael Bay is at the helm of the new Transformers movie and i often cry myself to sleep at night just thinking about it. Jesus effing Christ. H...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:20:00 PST |
Yeah..... |
So I blacked out on st. patty's day. Wasnt really planning on it, just kinda happened. I am a jackass. If i said or didnt anything to offend you a thousand apologies, but since i can...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Best weekend ever! |
Now is you know me you know that i am prone to hyperbole but let me assure you that the subject of this blog was not. You may ask what makes for such a great weekend? I was awakened saturd...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST |
Hello darkness my old friend |
"I saw that sign" said Dwayne Hoover "and I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for - to find out how much a man could take without breaking" (The sign read "Destructive...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Vote or Die |
Oh VH1 did it this time. Are they stupid?? Honestly. They have their online voting for thier Big in 06 awards and they have nominated Stephen Colbert for breakthrough star. That's no...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST |
The Knee Scope |
Well as you may or may not know i once again fucked up my knee. Someday i will learn that the combination of beer+people jumping on me is bad for business. Last time it was those bastards ...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST |
An Ode |
Oh miss jen shannon
You get me Eagles tickets
We will be super drunk
Ok thats not really an Ode per se. Its more like a hiaku or whatever. But for those of y'all who dont know i wil...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST |
World cup sucks |
Every four years i would get hype for soccer. Now i will never get hype for soccer ever ever again. Fuck soccer. All the diving, all the bullshit calls that even a novice fan like myself know ar...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:02:00 PST |
bobby belche |
I love bobby belche. he is the man. He's the man for this reason and this reason only. He picked up a girl at the underdog. The underdog is MY bar. I walk in and all the server...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST |
THE CARPENTERS!?!?!?! |
BLAH BLAH BLAH! im drunk and i just signed up for myspace. im a loser. FUCK! oh well. worst shit has happened. FLAVOR FLAV! dont pick new york goddammit! shes a ho. hoopz is your girl. i h...
Posted by DJ Omnipotent on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST |
